View Full Version : Look out for Jester.....
YoFishboy
09-11-2005, 9:25 PM
Don't make Jester angry...he'll mess you up...real bad like....always stay on Jester's good side...I learned..the hard way...
sublime1184
09-11-2005, 9:32 PM
That one night we were just having a good time with some drinks and enjoying the company of our wenches? Sounds like everynight but man Jester just cannot take a joke! Did he really need to make us walk the plank, it was cold water and it was pointless...but then to add on, he tosses the keg on my freaking head! :mad2: left me to drown!! ******!!!!!! At least he didn't kill us, but I think you fared worse that night....did you ever get that arm reattached?
Wow....lol....guess we missed a good one.....care to fill us in ?
sublime1184
09-11-2005, 10:03 PM
I'm not at liberty to say due to the fact that I wish to continue to live...I'm so selfish...he hears all and is a vengeful ******! :eek: I've said too much! http://www.piranha-fury.com/pfury/style_emoticons/default/shutup.gif
SnakeIce
09-11-2005, 10:22 PM
yep :joke: is watching
nursie
09-11-2005, 10:33 PM
You boys in the wacky tobaccy again??
sublime1184
09-11-2005, 10:47 PM
yep :joke: is watching
Jester says: "How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."
*sub runs and hides*
You boys in the wacky tobaccy again??
you think this is a game? http://www.piranha-fury.com/pfury/style_emoticons/default/no.gif
nursie
09-11-2005, 10:51 PM
You poor things....there's help for you, there really is. :thud:
aknif
09-11-2005, 10:52 PM
No, really Nursie, for YoFish and Sublime, there really is NO HELP!
;)
nursie
09-11-2005, 10:55 PM
so they just have to be locked up? Must I get nurse Ratched out again?
aknif
09-11-2005, 10:59 PM
Yes, please! Those boys have ISSUES!!! Trust me.... I KNOW!!
:D
nursie
09-11-2005, 11:02 PM
Wow, that bad huh?
And their little friend Jester..is he real or otherwise?
Debra Mark
09-11-2005, 11:02 PM
Yes, please! Those boys have ISSUES!!! Trust me.... I KNOW!!
:D
I'm forever re-attaching body parts after a Jester episode.....;)
aknif
09-11-2005, 11:07 PM
Lets just say.... Jester is real..... to them.
:cool:
nursie
09-11-2005, 11:09 PM
I seeee......... :joe: Sugar high??
YoFishboy
09-12-2005, 12:30 AM
I'm glad you are all enjoying yourself...at my expense...as for me, I'm recuperating in a hospital....maimed....disfigured...limited mobility in a reattached arm...wait.....someone's coming....I recognise those footsteps! Oh god...its Jester! HELP ME!!!!!!
odiechef
09-12-2005, 4:48 AM
hey you guys...pssst...hey, you need to come look at this :eek:
geez have you ever...I mean holy....OMG, that face.......
ssshhhhh!!!!!...crimminy man he'll, it will...it'll know we're here..
oh god...oh man, oh man, oh man....huh?.....
well, that was a nasty bit!
Are you talking about Guantlet? Or what Role-playing game?
Actually, I was about to tag a story onto this. This sounds pretty darn good. Gives me an idea. Hmmm....
;)
nursie
09-12-2005, 9:34 AM
Oh plueeeezzeee tell us a story Lila!!
Yofishboy...you type real good with your one hand...
Debra Mark
09-12-2005, 9:54 AM
Oh god...its Jester! HELP ME!!!!!!
I'll protect ya.....he doesn't scare me....much.....:eek:
sublime1184
09-12-2005, 10:36 AM
I'll protect ya.....he doesn't scare me....much.....:eek:
I'll start writing the eulogy... :sim:
Debra Mark
09-12-2005, 10:42 AM
I'll start writing the eulogy... :sim:
oh, ye of little faith.....the wenches of the Sugar Room will form a united front....right A? A? AAAAAA????
nursie
09-12-2005, 10:49 AM
Waaaiit a min...just WHICH ARM was ripped off???
aknif
09-12-2005, 11:19 AM
Right Sis!
I ain't afraida no Jester.......
Dangerdoll
09-12-2005, 11:38 AM
hmmmm....talk about being on the other side of the fence..... :confused:
125gJoe
09-12-2005, 12:00 PM
Jolly jester breaks into his favorite song......
"Whennn...
You're jousting with a jester
One must not forget
Everything a jester says
Is said within a jest
Never take to heart a thing
A jester ever says
cause....
A cat must meow
A dog must bark
And.....
A jester's gotta jest!!!"
Chill
09-12-2005, 12:11 PM
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs.
Clowns to left of me jokers to the right ....
125gJoe
09-12-2005, 12:19 PM
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000251S4.02.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
Chill
09-12-2005, 12:21 PM
Right on - didn't think I needed to credit that quote.
Thought the Resevoir Dogs theme fit right in to this thread as well.
125gJoe
09-12-2005, 12:41 PM
Thought the Resevoir Dogs theme fit right in to this thread as well.How does it??
:confused:
YoFishboy
09-12-2005, 12:46 PM
Well…I’m in a semi-conscious state now – all the guards have inexplicably left the hospital – fortunately, my son Michael and the nurse have moved my bed to another room to hide me from Jester – I hear voices outside now – my son Michael and Enzo the Baker are standing guard out front…sonnofabich…some cop named McClosky has just taken a cheap shot at Michael….ah…the rest of the boys are here...along with my consiliere…..I’ll sleep better now….
How does it??
:confused:
I'm glad you are all enjoying yourself...at my expense...as for me, I'm recuperating in a hospital....maimed....disfigured...limited mobility in a reattached arm...wait.....someone's coming....I recognise those footsteps! Oh god...its Jester! HELP ME!!!!!!
Thanks to the torture scene in Resevoir Dogs "Stuck In the Middle with You" will forever be linked to maimed....disfigured and severed body parts in my mind. Hang on to your ears.
*The Evil Wonder Twins, Aknif and Debs, sneak into Yo's room disguised as nurses to perform the exorcism of Yo's demon*
:D
Debra Mark
09-13-2005, 5:11 PM
A....did you bring everything? lemme see.....
candles...check
feathers....check
Sugar Room sugar....check
*checks nervously over her shoulder*
We're gonna get rid of this Jester once and for all....
YoFishboy
09-13-2005, 5:29 PM
*The Evil Wonder Twins, Aknif and Debs, sneak into Yo's room disguised as nurses to perform the exorcism of Yo's demon*
:D
Aknif, Debs..get out of the hospital, while you still can...this isn't "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"....THIS IS REAL! So leave....right after you give me a sponge bath...wow, I didn't know they still made THOSE kind of nurse's uniforms any more (GULP).... :thm:
PHT! Did I bring everything?! What kind of an evil twin do you think I am?? You think this is my first exorcism??
Cat 'o Nine Tails...... Check
Handcuffs........ Check
Altoids........ Check
Blindfold....... Check
Jester's a dead man.
Debra Mark
09-13-2005, 5:35 PM
PHT! Did I bring everything?! What kind of an evil twin do you think I am?? You think this is my first exorcism??
Sorry, Sis....it's just that this Jester dude gives me the creeps....let's get this over with....
Argh! Look at Yo....he's going into convulsions....
quick A...get over here with me....hold him down.....
....ok Sis, lets just get this over with....
Well! Would you look at that! I didn't know these nurses uniforms had Velcro seams! I'll be darned!
:laugh:
Debra Mark
09-13-2005, 5:45 PM
A....he's thrashing around too much....
this is quickly getting bigger than the both of us....
do you think we....bit off more than we can chew?
sublime1184
09-13-2005, 6:02 PM
I came as quick as I heard...just call me *checks stolen lab coats name* Dr. Nahasapeemapetilon...errr.....Dr. Sub is ok. Yo, they can't do this alone...Deb, you stay here and stand guard over Yo....A, you come with me and let's devise a plan in this back room. If we put our heads together, well...I dunno, but we can think about what needs to be done. Can you fend for yo for about an hour Deb?...
*1 hr later* sorry, I haven't got the slightest :huh: ok wait :idea2: I got an idea...I found a siringe of adrenaline in the lab coat. WTH, lets go for it. *Dr. Sub stabs Yo right in the heart and pumps the adrenaline into him*
Debra Mark
09-13-2005, 6:05 PM
Dr. Sub.....behind you!!!!
*screams and faints*
sublime1184
09-13-2005, 6:25 PM
oh......my......god....
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8745/eviljpgw300h2251xk.jpg
Wait, I can explain...I was just...Jester, you don't think that....please, don't...take me, just leave the ladies be! *Dr. Sub is hit out of room, door locks behind him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *pounding on door*
oh no, this is deja vu...I hope there isn't an empty keg in there...I tried to warn them, but nobody listen!!! That adrenaline better kick in anytime now!!!
Debra Mark
09-13-2005, 6:33 PM
*wakes up and shakes head*
OMG....Dr. Sub.....where are you? Yo!!! wake up!!!
A....there's only one person who can defeat Jester....everyone take cover....I have to summon......
THE PYTHONATOR
Debra Mark
09-13-2005, 6:47 PM
The ground starts shaking....Austrian music can be heard in the distance.....
it's him.....he's coming.......
YoFishboy
09-13-2005, 6:47 PM
Deep in his coma…Yo hears the call..the call to channel his alter ego…it is time to put an end to the madness…it is time for….THE PYTHONATOR!
YA! YA! I VIL VIPE OUT DEEEZ PUNY DEEERANGED CHEEMP…HE IS A GIRLY CHEEMP ….YOU VIL NOT TAKE LIBERTIES WITH ZEE WOMEN....DAT EEEZ MY JOB! COME HERE YOU SILLY MONKEY.....HA...UH...HEY..DAT EEEZ QUITE A GRIP THERE.....OH POOPENZEHAVEN! HE IS NOT SO GIRLY.....MUST FLEX MORE...SHOW HIM DOUBLE BICEP...NO...FULL LAT SPREAD....HA...DAS IZ EET!
YES...YOU PUT UP GOOD FIGHT MONKEY BOY...BUT YOU NO MATCH FOR STEROID RIDDEN PYTHONATOR! OFF TO ZOO VITH YOU! HEY LOOK..MONKEY GONE...NURSIE POOS! I HAVE BOO BOO DAT NEED SOME ATTENTION!
Debs! Quick! Get the honey! (Its antimicrobial, you know) Slather some on his wounds.... I'll get some bandages. Bandages, bandages, where are the bandages?? Aww hell, here, *sound of velcro separating*.... use this....
;)
Debra Mark
09-13-2005, 6:57 PM
Thanks, Sis....you better rescue Dr. Sub from out in the hall....
*closes curtains*
I just got done rescuing him... Oh, wait, you mean from the MONKEY... Ok, gotcha. I'll be right back....
:laugh:
nursie
09-13-2005, 9:05 PM
Alllrighttt...you lot have forced me to do this....Mildred's back and group will be starting soon!!
Ladies...nurse uniforms don't come with velcro side seams, mini skirts and g strings...well, ones we wear to work in the hospital anyway :D Where in the world did you get them??
OrionGirl
09-14-2005, 10:37 AM
Children, this is a public forum. Whatever you do in the chat is private--here, it is not. You are crossing the line.
YoFishboy
08-09-2007, 11:05 PM
...................................Jester lives.........:devil:
nursie
08-10-2007, 7:12 AM
Jester needs spanked.....
bettagurl
08-10-2007, 10:40 AM
I like Jester lol :grinyes:
such an innocent lil monkey :)
Debra Mark
08-10-2007, 11:02 AM
...................................Jester lives.........:devil:
OMG....I hope the *looks around* 'P' man isn't on vacation.......
YoFishboy
08-11-2007, 12:26 AM
Hell is only half full
Room for you and me
Looking for a new fool
Who's it gonna be?
It's the Dance of Shiva
It's the Debutantes ball
And everyone will be there
Who's anyone at all
Monkey wash donkey rinse
Going to a party in the center of the earth
Monkey wash donkey rinse
Honey, don't you want to go?
WZ
nursie
08-11-2007, 9:56 AM
Dance? With you....mmm... :devil:
Bad Monkey!!
Debra Mark
08-11-2007, 3:41 PM
**clears her dance card for Stan**
YoFishboy
08-13-2007, 11:20 PM
The monkey and the devil
Went out one day to play
The devil told the monkey
You’ll rule the world someday
I’ll fit you with a suit
And upon your head a crown
The fee will be your soul
A penny for a pound
For your soul is but a shadow
Of the one who made you dear
And each day we play it fades a bit
And is replaced with all you fear
The monkey took the bargain
And rules the world today
The devil plays the fiddle
As they dance the days away
VMS
nursie
08-14-2007, 7:20 AM
UM...Deb, dont know how to tell you, but "Stan" isnt quite the right spelling here :devil:
YoFishboy
08-15-2007, 12:03 AM
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6677/monkeypoobv0.jpg
nursie
08-16-2007, 1:40 AM
................Joker................:joke:
Debra Mark
08-16-2007, 9:06 AM
UM...Deb, dont know how to tell you, but "Stan" isnt quite the right spelling here :devil:
LOL..you got it Nursie....that's Stan Satan....
;)