What is the absolute WORST practical joke anyone has ever done to you ?

[Blood_Red]

hi everyone
today i downloaded a 200 page ebook all about practical jokes and trust me, i positively asphyxiated myself from laughing so much. i want some more ideas and posibly more laughs so what is the worst practical joke anyone has ever done to you or that you can think of?my personal favorite mentioned in the book is as follows
1- gently break a light bulb without harming the filament.
2-wire the filament to the fuse of a small m-80 or a bunch of firecrakers
3-fill a large baggie full of poop(liquid is best)
4- seal the baggie around the light fixture
(when doing this make sure the light switch is off)
try to imagine what happens when the target switches the light to on
oh boy. add tabasco to taste for extra spice :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i really laughed for a while just on this one.
now thi one is my own little invention. everyoneknows the classic platic wrap on the toilet bowl. i made a few ameliorations to say the least. what you do is add the most potent laxative you can find in the target's cofee or drink. put the saran wrap on the tiolet bowl and for the grand finale remove all toilet paper from the bathroom. leave only expesive embroidered ''serviettes'' for them to use. needless to say dont trythis at your own home.and be very careful with laxatives and older people as they can dehydrate if doses are too strong. you want a laugh not a sick granny. its perfect for the evil step-father or ex. sorry if i ofended anyone .perhps we dont all share the same sense of humour.so now id like to hear YOUR pranks or practical jokes. again sorry if i offended anyone

[sublime1184]

Well never done to me really because my friends have the intellegence of a bundle of rocks...but I have done my fair share...at work I will swith keys on their keyboards so its "1,2,4,3,6..." on their 10-key...I also take a few co-workers desktops and change it to very "elicite" wallpaper, tape their drawers shut so they have trouble opening...and I have been saving up all my ketchup\mustard\hot sauce packets. I think I am gonna rig a drawer upside down so that when opened it spills the packets everywhere. :D Dam, what do I do at work???


As for with my friends, my humor is too twisted to share http://www.piranha-fury.com/pfury/style_emoticons/default/AAGGGHHH.gif What I can say is that they don't leave their shoes unattended by me anymore. And if they pass out drunk, its fair game!!!

[OrionGirl]

Sub---here's one that soon won't be an option...Using clear tape, cover the hole on the bottom of a co-workers mouse, to keep the ball from rolling. Then listen to the bang!

Most practical jokes that I've truly appreciated involve way too much setup--they are customized to a specific person, and aren't really funny if done to anyone else. :huh:

[sumthin fishy]

Some good ones camping.....Superglue shoes together, staple/sew the center hole of one's shirt closed, sew sleeping bag shut while someones in it. Theres always the shaving cream in the hand, tickle nose w/ feather gag.

Bathroom houmor.....Switch toothpaste with some non toxic substance of simmilar consistency, switch shampoo with nair(that's a bad one), superglue the toilet paper so it won't unroll, replace soap in pump dispenser w/ hunny.

[Boohoo]

Hanen't had it done to me, but know of people who have. Someone painted the toilet seat with the same color paint.

[sumthin fishy]

Hanen't had it done to me, but know of people who have. Someone painted the toilet seat with the same color paint.
Elaborate. Was the paint suposed to be wet when you sit, giving a nice, painted darierre? Or does it do something else?

[Boohoo]

Sorry. The seat was normally black in color and apparantly the prankster painted it with black paint. You guessed right, it was wet paint. A nice black impression of the toilet seat left on ones behind.

[daveedka]

Saran wrap arcross the top of the bowl, so that liquids richochet.

The best I've pulled involved construction of a ladder rack for my Boss's new pick-up truck. We welded up a rack for him out of 1" square steel tubing. Before final welding, we added 3-4 steel ball bearings to each tube. So when he hit a bump, the entire truck sounded like a set of Maraccas (sp?)


Then there is the 1/2 cup of water on the sunvisor, fill the hub caps with gravel, limburger cheese on the exhaust manifold, nylon tie wraps on the drive shaft, large party bolloon clamped to the exhaust pipe (make sure the pipe is cool while clamping it on) grease under the door handles, Grease or vaseline on earmuff or headphone pads. So on and so forth. Both of my Grandfathers were masters of the practical joke, and I have no intention of letting them down as I carry on the heritage.

My children (trained by me) once sprinkled black pepper on my mustache while I was napping on the couch.

My favorite that I wasn't involved with had to be the cubicle picture with clear packing tape across the door, and the entire cubicle filled with styrofoam packing peanuts.
Dave

[sumthin fishy]

Hehehe, Theres a beer called black butte porter. I thought it refered to a geological formation, but mabey someone had this trick pulled on them while they were making the beer!?

[Larissa]

the limburger cheese one reminds me of when my husband and I got married. The guys that decorated the car put sardines on the manifold. Boy did that stink when it got hot. They also put baking powder in the vents, vaseline on the handles, etc.

[Blood_Red]

i hear the cheese on the exaust pipe is a real stinker.one other stinker is to replace preparation h with tabasco. or put sand in lubricant. neet in the shampoo bottle i would try on a guy not a girl unless she i a real !"£$%^&*(
or tabasco in the humminbird feeder. im so mean. never did any of these but they are great fun to think bout doing

[Chill]

1/2 cup of water on the sunvisor reminds me of a joke I played that had bad consequences. When I was a teenager I put a giant rubber spider on the sun visor of a friend's car. He was deathly afraid of spiders. He was driving down the road and it got sunny and he flipped down the visor, the spider fell in his lap and he drove off the road in to a ditch.

Wish I could say I learned from that, but I couldn't resist putting the spider in his coffin at the funeral. Just kidding luckily he wasn't hurt; his car wasn't even damged (that much). He was mad though.

[Boohoo]

One of the girls I work with baked another co-worker a "special" donut for her birthday. A jelly filled donut with lots of red food coloring. You can imagine what that looked like when she took a bite.

[Emg]

Well, I pulled a good one on a friend way back...but I think it's one of those "had to be there to appreciate it" ones..

We were way up north in the backwoods of Maine fishing....having a hard time finding a place to cast in because the brush was so thick. I saw one spot where I could barely see a log under the water....(black teawater, not good visibility)......well...I hopped over onto the log and started fishing. I call over to her...."Hey Cindy..here's a good spot" She comes thrashing her way through the brush and peeks out at me standing in knee deep water. I said "Come on...it's not that deep here" She looks a bit suspicious and doubtful because you can't see the bottom... and asks...."are you sure...?" "Well, yeah...look at me, it's only up to my knees for crying out loud, come on over" (I'm only about 5'3"...she's 6' easy !!)

Well, she shrugs and takes a step in.........and immediately sinks down to her knee cap in mud and water and just about falls completely in !! I'm laughing so hard I almost fell right off the log as I tried to help her extricate her foot with shoe intact from out of the mud.....I was pretty useless as I was laughing so hard and she was thrashing around trying to get out.....but we did finally manage to get her out...along with her shoe......one of the best trips we ever took together...had a zillion laughs.....lol...

[Kasakato]

1- gently break a light bulb without harming the filament.
2-wire the filament to the fuse of a small m-80 or a bunch of firecrakers
3-fill a large baggie full of poop(liquid is best)
4- seal the baggie around the light fixture
(when doing this make sure the light switch is off)

Mess that up and you got a mess. You can blow a fuse, trip a breaker, or short and set fire to the wires.

[Blood_Red]

well if it works its well worth it. another risk is to have it blow up in your face for some reason :eek: . ew! also could be a fire hazard.or if you hate the person fill the baggie with nitro.

[sublime1184]

Sub---here's one that soon won't be an option...Using clear tape, cover the hole on the bottom of a co-workers mouse, to keep the ball from rolling. Then listen to the bang!

Most practical jokes that I've truly appreciated involve way too much setup--they are customized to a specific person, and aren't really funny if done to anyone else. :huh:


hahaha, I tried it today on my boss...it was like watching someone read those "How do you keep an idiot busy? Turn keychain over to find out" and it says the same on both sides. :laugh: ... so I had to tape it then leave the office when she was about to call me :D But I came back and she peered pretty nasty at me so she had her suspicions (there is no way thats spelled right). We goof around all the time and I do that stuff a lot...but she never learns! haha...

[Blood_Red]

oh and if anyone wants the huge ebook bout the practical jokes jjust ask. some of the stuff in there can get you t jail for a while

[clayt101]

One funny one I did at work invovled using pop up messages through the office network. I sent my boss several "warnings" that he was violating office protocal by visiting certain websites, and that his supervisor had been notified. He ended up calling the computer people about it and left a message there (these pop-ups looked very official, giving the exact rule number that was broken). After leaving the message, I sent him another pop up, this time saying:

"You have violated _________ computer policy 34822A: visiting adult oriented websites. We are recomending your immediate termination. Your supervisor has been notified."

When he saw this, he screamed several profanities. My co-worker and I were laughing our a** off. Finally, after several minutes of him being so worried, we let him in on the joke.

[Emg]

OOOOooo...you bad boy ! :D

[nursie]

My husband has a big book of that kind of stuff..yep, some of it you can get in legal trouble for.

Worst practical joke?? Probably when I was in college.
My best friend and a couple of other people duct taped me and left me in my dorm lobby. We had been having a water fight. She went to her boyfriends dorm room to hide. I got loose, followed her over there and we proceeded to have a big water fight/cat fight in the guys dorm. this was back in the late 70's when it was an all guys dorm and girls were supposed to be escorted in. Her boyfriend was working over in the cafeteria and guys kept coming through the line telling hin what we were up to.

Another one...same friend...
We were standing in the check out line at KMart and I was fumbling in my purse for my bilfold. SHe..with a perfectly straight face...apologized for my behavior and explained to the clerk and the other people in line that I was a patient in the local psych hospital and it was my first day out...

And yet another...same friend and her boyfriend..
I was dating a guy that they didn't like. I had been dating a guy off and on that they liked. I went to the BATHROOM for pete's sake, and came back to them telling him that this other guy and I were practically engaged, all but the ring and he may as well move on.

It was not uncommom for us to have "fake" fights in bars, calling each other a variety of names :laugh: We dressed up for Halloween as hookers one year and went trick or treating on campus.

[hurdledude1298]

my last years teacher and her friend put shoes and some pants and stuffed them with paper in a bathroom stall and everyone thought someone was sick (because it was in there for a long time) when they looked in they only saw pants and shoes and got mad because they knew who did it.