View Full Version : lets play a game!
judgemax
09-21-2005, 8:25 AM
its called whats in my toilet! .... :thud: my son had stuffed so much stuff in my toilet that we had to take it apart! .that was a stinky job! :rant2: not to mention gross!
Kasakato
09-21-2005, 8:41 AM
You need the new toilet from American Standers. It can flush 20 golf balls, with a host of other things. Plus it uses like 6g/fl.
Dangerdoll
09-21-2005, 8:46 AM
hehehe, this can be fun..... I don't envy the job you had in clearing that daddy-o out but I sure can't wait to find out if I am right :D
flyingfish
09-21-2005, 8:57 AM
Poor Judgemax! Well, it could be worse. A few months ago we had to replace the toilet because the kids flushed something that wouldn't come unstuck. A professional plumber couldn't even get a snake through whatever it was. Then we had the guy actually break the toilet to see what was stuck - nothing. Hubby was standing right there and promised that the snake really wouldn't go through. It was old anyway. Oh well, at least you know what your boy flushed - and got it fixed without a high cost attached. Don't you wish you could ban him from the bathroom now? - though that would cause other issues! :p:
Holly9937
09-21-2005, 11:01 AM
:eek: Maybe I shouldn't be so happy that I'm having a boy :rolleyes: LOL
mishi8
09-21-2005, 11:08 AM
:eek: Maybe I shouldn't be so happy that I'm having a boy :rolleyes: LOL
Oh, boys can be a lot of fun!
The only thing my kids have flushed, aside from TP, is my watch. My eldest son was about 15 months at the time. He got the idea from the story "I'll Love you Forever" by Robert Munsch. :D
TheMightyQueenPixie
09-21-2005, 12:15 PM
He got the idea from the story "I'll Love you Forever" by Robert Munsch. :D
I believe Robby owes you a rolex...He's got the cash ;)
sublime1184
09-21-2005, 12:51 PM
ah, I know the answer Judge...it was clogged with norweigan BS. You see, sometimes you are able to see the BS, and sometimes not. I heard the only way of unclogging it was to ignore it (I don't think you ignored it ;)) or set it on fire (flame it). Sorry you had to replace your toilet, but look at it this way....don't leave the triplets alone by the toilet. ;)
Edit: but I did vote for the first one, as my second choice :D
mishi8
09-21-2005, 3:15 PM
I believe Robby owes you a rolex...He's got the cash ;)
Hey, that's an idea! LOL!
My kids got to meet Robert Munsch two years ago. He had a free storytelling show on Halloween...he's a very animated storyteller...really knows how to entertain and talk to kids. :) He also doesn't charge to visit schools. In fact, you can't book him for school visits...he just shows up wherever he feels like going, usually in response to letters from kids.
cyberbeer65
09-21-2005, 3:21 PM
ah, I know the answer Judge...it was clogged with norweigan BS. You see, sometimes you are able to see the BS, and sometimes not. I heard the only way of unclogging it was to ignore it (I don't think you ignored it ;)) or set it on fire (flame it). Sorry you had to replace your toilet, but look at it this way....don't leave the triplets alone by the toilet. ;)
Too funny!!!
judgemax
09-21-2005, 5:03 PM
ah, I know the answer Judge...it was clogged with norweigan BS. You see, sometimes you are able to see the BS, and sometimes not. I heard the only way of unclogging it was to ignore it (I don't think you ignored it ;)) or set it on fire (flame it). Sorry you had to replace your toilet, but look at it this way....don't leave the triplets alone by the toilet. ;)
Edit: but I did vote for the first one, as my second choice :D
omg! ^^^^^^thats so funny! i had to keep from busting out laughing :soda: and waking up the flushing fryboy! ....
and for all of your sympathies everyone ...i will gladly except! that was the worst thing i think i never want to do again! my poor honey was like "i hope i don't have to break the toilet." fortunatly i was able to wiggle my arms in enough to grab the toilet paper dispenser, (with the use of a metal clothes hanger) so all you who voted for number 1 you were right! I have been keeping the door closed so he can't get in but potty training is now funner than ever, try running through a closed door with a sprinkler in your arms! :eek: the worst part was we only have one bathroom, so you can imagine all the ucky stuff that fell out as we tried every thing from hosing out(with the shower head) to flipping the potty! i had to scrub the whole bathroom with clorox disinfectant bathroom stuff! i had a good buzz :D by the time i was done though!
yes holly! you should be glad you are having a boy! those little buggers give new meaning to "having to clean" the worst my dd ever did was play in my perfume...now my ds hes a bugger likes to sit in the kitchen sink and try to spray the dogs with the little hose sprayer next to the faucet! my kitchen floor has never been cleaner!(neither has my bathroom at thi point!) :)
and kas! you know ..that would be a good idea except that he then would have all of this stuff stuck in my septic pipe! and that would have been way worse evrything would have just sat on top! eweeeweweweeeeee! :( and besides , you are one of the triplets...where were you when everything went down?(literaly) :huh: )lol
(sorry to edit this thing again making it even longer )but i figured everyone would like to here what is now lodged in my toilet! he did while i was typing this stupid thing! (apparently my dd doesnt feel the need to shut the door behind her!)there is now a bar of saop ..i keep those ones from that store in the malbath and body works in a cute little tin on the back of the toilet, he then decided to top it off with a half of bottle of baby oil, imagine tryingto get ahold of it! i did get one ,...but i cant find the other! my honey is gonna be kinda(really) mad! lol ..guess i should go fishin! gotta get my waders!
mishi8
09-21-2005, 6:09 PM
(sorry to edit this thing again making it even longer )but i figured everyone would like to here what is now lodged in my toilet! he did while i was typing this stupid thing! (apparently my dd doesnt feel the need to shut the door behind her!)there is now a bar of saop ..i keep those ones from that store in the malbath and body works in a cute little tin on the back of the toilet, he then decided to top it off with a half of bottle of baby oil, imagine tryingto get ahold of it! i did get one ,...but i cant find the other! my honey is gonna be kinda(really) mad! lol ..guess i should go fishin! gotta get my waders!
Oh no, not again! :eek: Ever considered getting a toilet lock? Maybe use a portable potty for training until he can be trusted not to put stuff in the toilet?
sublime1184
09-21-2005, 6:16 PM
so whats the prize here? I guessed right, now http://www.piranha-fury.com/pfury/style_emoticons/default/beer.gif
nursie
09-21-2005, 9:57 PM
Ah yes...we had to take a toilet apart for a couple of combs..girls can plug them up too!!
sublime1184
09-22-2005, 3:38 AM
whith what hehehe i now that jdube agrres and that we know the reasons. it was the tripos :D bvewaver drunkne posters! so what is the prize i am thinking a nother bottle pro favor hahahah
judgemax
09-22-2005, 8:03 AM
whith what hehehe i now that jdube agrres and that we know the reasons. it was the tripos :D bvewaver drunkne posters! so what is the prize i am thinking a nother bottle pro favor hahahah
here sub! :coffee2: wanna try that one again?....lol...i think i get the jist though!
English translation: with what hehehe I know that judge agrees and that we know the reasons. it was the triplets :) beware the drunken posters! so what is the prize i am thinking another bottle por favor hahahaha.)......ok ..sub..just pull up a stool at lilas bar here, ill get you another! whats your poisen?
mishi, are there really such things as a locking toilet? not to sound dumb, but have never heard of it! hows it work? and would a four year old be able to use it? and most importantly ...where do i get it!
mishi8
09-22-2005, 8:43 AM
mishi, are there really such things as a locking toilet? not to sound dumb, but have never heard of it! hows it work? and would a four year old be able to use it? and most importantly ...where do i get it!
Believe it or not, yes! Safety First Cover Clamp Toilet Lock (http://www.safety1st.com/product.asp?productID=193) I don't know how easy it would be for your four year old to open, but might be worth trying anyway. There are a few online retailers that carry them. This one by KidCo (http://www.kidcoinc.com/safety.cfm#1) got a better rating at epinions. However, the one listed for sale at Babies R Us/Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00068O26O/104-0988888-3743168?v=glance) is a different style and doesn't have such a great rating at all.
judgemax
09-22-2005, 9:09 AM
i am going down to de and they have a babies r us, ill have to check that out, it sure would be nice to not have to go swiming!
Must4ng s4lly
09-27-2005, 2:11 PM
Happy toileting Judge! BTW, My hubby and I got so sick of the regular builder toilets clogging so we contacted the local plumber co and bought these Rocket flush toilets. I think they are called pump flush or something like that. They whoosh the water away fast and clear every thing. I love 'em and I will never go back! After my brother saw ores, he bought a couple for his house...
Having raised two girls and two boys I can tell you both are equally likely to clog your toilet. Here is a partial list of things that I can sadly say from experience will clog your toilet:
Make up compact
Fisher Price little people
Incense burner holder
Hard-boiled eggs
Comb
Hot wheels
Sawed off log that a beaver chewed- brought home for a souvenir
Gold watch
Mega Blocs
Toy paratrooper
Happily kittens will extricate themselves before the flush is complete - they do however track water through your house
The prize however goes to my niece who flushed her mother’s false teeth.