One morning Mr Cheney and George W. Bush
were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive
waitress asks Cheney what he
would like and he replies," I'll have a bowl
of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for
you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies," How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says,
"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton
and you've been in office for your second term for
only a short time now!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans
over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced
"quiche".
were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive
waitress asks Cheney what he
would like and he replies," I'll have a bowl
of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for
you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies," How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says,
"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton
and you've been in office for your second term for
only a short time now!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans
over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced
"quiche".
