Daddy's gonna eat your fingers

greeneyedlady

Duchess of Comedy
Jul 4, 2002
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This one is for all of you who: a) have kids b) had kids c) was a kid d)
know a kid!



As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having
a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said....



"Daddy look at this," and she stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to
eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "Where did my booger go ?"
 
Point Missed.

I think you missed the point, she was trying to show you her booger when she said, "Daddy, look at this" not her fingers.

oops too late.... :eek:
 
Boogers taste funny
 
Yuri De Lima said:
I think you missed the point, she was trying to show you her booger when she said, "Daddy, look at this" not her fingers.

oops too late.... :eek:



excuse please I am a female as my avatar clearly shows the joke is one sent to me by another female friend, no idea who this happened to, it was just a joke
 
Is it okay to eat nose critters? Could I just taste and them spit them? It'sd like recycling yourself, doesnt' it?

I'm such a pig... ... :sick:
 
patoloco said:
Is it okay to eat nose critters? Could I just taste and them spit them? It'sd like recycling yourself, doesnt' it?

I'm such a pig... ... :sick:

Actually, I read recently that there is evidence that it may be good for you. The thinking is that there is bacteria in there that, when ingested, could help your body develop antibodies against illness.

A theory undoubtedly created by a booger eater.
 
LOL! Great joke!
My son, yes the cutie to the left over there... he's a booger eater... ewww. The first time I caught him I nearly threw up. I hate all things boogers, hate hate hate!!! Apparently it's a tough habit to break - I have threatened him w/ taking toys away and I still catching him (out of the corner of my eye - he doesn't know I spy on him)...
 
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