My Friend got stabbed on Saturday.

Turns out he just passed out in the back of his brothers car and broke open a Mcdonald's BBQ sauce packet.

But, when he called me at 4 in the morining...

Me: Hello
Friend: DUDE!!! I think I got stabbed lastnight
Me: What? Are you sure?
Friend: Yes, I can see my blood. I don't know how it happened.
Me: Does it hurt?
Friend: Oddly, no, it doesn't.
Me: Well, call a ****ing abluance you idiot.
Friend: Wait...my blood smells funny...
Me: Hello!!! HEY ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!?!
Friend: *laughing*
Me: ??????
Friend: It was just BBQ sauce, phew.
Me: You bleed BBQ sauce?
Friend: I'm hungry now.
Me: Don't ever call me this early again...unless you get shot.

Debra Mark said:

can you see if he'll bleed honey mustard the next time....

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I'm going to take him to chinese next time. I'm thinking sweet and sour sauce shooting.