1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
>they don't have e-mail
>addresses.
>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
>screen.
>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
>your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get
>it.
>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
>coffee.
>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
>12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
>message.
>14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list
>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
>this list.
>AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
>they don't have e-mail
>addresses.
>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
>screen.
>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
>your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get
>it.
>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
>coffee.
>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
>12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
>message.
>14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list
>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
>this list.
>AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
