When Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
Washington slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you
try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties - but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him hard in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common
defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next. He waited until Zarqawi had stopped
retching after Madison's kick to his groin. Then he started
wailing on Zarqawi with a long cane, snarling, "It was evil men
like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist
leader.
Finally, as Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, the Angel Gabriel appeared.
Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
Gabriel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
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Washington slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you
try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties - but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him hard in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common
defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next. He waited until Zarqawi had stopped
retching after Madison's kick to his groin. Then he started
wailing on Zarqawi with a long cane, snarling, "It was evil men
like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist
leader.
Finally, as Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, the Angel Gabriel appeared.
Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
Gabriel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
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