I don't think you're stupid. If I follow the "one inch per gallon" suggestion, I might keep a school of 12 at 2.5" each, or a school of 15 at 2" each, in a 30-gallon tank.
Here's what I consider to be "stupid":
(1) - According to this, one could keep 16 at 2" each in a 10G (20"L x 10"W) tank. I disagree.
(2) - According to this, one could keep 12 at 2" each in a 10G (37.85411784 liter) tank, selecting "External" (Filtration Type). Again, I disagree.
Here's the best calculator I've seen so far. According to this, one could keep 6 at 2" each in a 10G (20"L x 10"W x 12"H) tank, selecting "High" (Activity Level), "Grazing"/"Omnivore" (Diet and Feeding), "Peaceful" (Aggression), "Near Cover"/"Bottom" (Habitat), "Normal" (Shape), "Brown, Tan or Cream" (Color), and "Shoal/School" (Social). I personally feel that happy, healthy Cory cats should fall under the "High" (Activity Level) category rather than "Moderate". They do spend some time resting, but a lot of time swimming, playing and looking for food.
The "one inch per gallon" suggestion translates to 5 at 2" each in a 10G tank - closest to the results from the third calculator.