Longest thread in AC

[unvmyplecos]

so anyway today something happened and i was so bored i never noticed it.

[unvmyplecos]

i apparently bumped into someone and knocked them into their locker during 3rd period but i was in the nurse's office when it happened.

[unvmyplecos]

but thats the past this is now =)

[unvmyplecos]

i wonder how many text messages ive gone through this month....

[unvmyplecos]

last month it was 5000+ txt's 2000+ pix's and a few voicemails....

[unvmyplecos]

i wanna beat that this month

[unvmyplecos]

40+ posts. i am so BOOOOORED

[unvmyplecos]

im so happy though

[unvmyplecos]

im like so so so nervous about that locker thing though.

[unvmyplecos]

all i really need to do is prove it wasnt me, i mean the school has cameras

[unvmyplecos]

so that shouldn't be hard...

[unvmyplecos]

joke ya joke ya joke ya mind

[unvmyplecos]

so many posts so little time

[unvmyplecos]

everytime i cough it feels like rock salt is being forced through the walls of my left atrium...

[unvmyplecos]

and i have been coughin a LOT

[unvmyplecos]

way too much if you ask me.... way too much

[unvmyplecos]

and now i feel like im in such horrible physical condition GAH

[unvmyplecos]

anyway i need to post the most

[unvmyplecos]

random stuff ever ever ever posted

[unvmyplecos]

and i mean like EVER POSTED not even in japan!!!!

[unvmyplecos]

and what im saying is that i am bored out of my brain

[unvmyplecos]

and i just dont care at all

[unvmyplecos]

there are many factors to consider when making a post really really long.

[unvmyplecos]

first you have to consider how long you want it

[unvmyplecos]

1 inch? 2? 3?

[unvmyplecos]

actually, i wonder how long this would be if we just printed it all out and layed it along itself

[unvmyplecos]

probably like a mile long or something, much longer than the word relation game

[unvmyplecos]

which is never to be spoken of again

[unvmyplecos]

expecially in the haven of this thread. which has much more potential of supporting stuff and such

[unvmyplecos]

DALUNDA DALUNDA

[unvmyplecos]

when im lonely i know.... eh forget it

[unvmyplecos]

i dont have the nergy to post anything

[unvmyplecos]

and everyone knows it.

[unvmyplecos]

i love to post here it brings my self-esteem way down.

[unvmyplecos]

and my self esteem is really high right now.

[unvmyplecos]

so i need a good :nutkick: right now

[unvmyplecos]

which results from posting endlessly on a fish forum, but not talking about fish

[unvmyplecos]

or ignoring someone just to post on a forum about fish

[unvmyplecos]

and not post a word regarding the creatures.

[unvmyplecos]

i wonder how many people read this thread daily

[unvmyplecos]

probably like 3

[unvmyplecos]

WE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE

[unvmyplecos]

AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT HIGHER

[unvmyplecos]

OH, WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE

[unvmyplecos]

AND THEN WE TAKE IT HIGHER

[unvmyplecos]

workin so hard like a soldier

[unvmyplecos]

ELECTRIC AVENUE :headbang2:

[unvmyplecos]

men at work is such a great group

[unvmyplecos]

who can it be now?

[unvmyplecos]

knocking at my door

[unvmyplecos]

go away dont come round here no more

[unvmyplecos]

cant you see that its late at night? im very tired

[unvmyplecos]

and im not feeling right

[unvmyplecos]

all i wish is to be alone

[unvmyplecos]

stay away dont you invade my home

[unvmyplecos]

best off if you hang outside. dont come in

[unvmyplecos]

ill only run and hide

[unvmyplecos]

who can it be knockin at my door?

[unvmyplecos]

make no sound tip toe across the floor

[unvmyplecos]

if he hears he'll knock all day

[unvmyplecos]

ill be traped and here ill have to stay

[unvmyplecos]

ive done no harm and keep to myself, theres nothing wrong with my state of mental health

[unvmyplecos]

i like it here with my childhood friend, here they come, those feelings again

[unvmyplecos]

so im really close to bein the top poster of the month, just like 60 more posts

[unvmyplecos]

shouldnt take much

[unvmyplecos]

anyway mornin folks.... have a cup of joe!!! :coffee2:

[unvmyplecos]

sorry im 30 minutes late.

[unvmyplecos]

i didnt mean to do that to ya

[unvmyplecos]

please forgive me guys

[unvmyplecos]

i cant believe im late

[unvmyplecos]

i come from the land down under

[unvmyplecos]

sorry guys, post rant over

[Redneck Woman]

I didn't think post here counted. ???????????????????????????????????????

[FISHSHROD]

Ky is right :) Sorry unv :(

[unvmyplecos]

oh no, in the top posters thing it does.

[unvmyplecos]

i knew they didnt count on the stupid thing on the left...

[unvmyplecos]

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sorry that was a mess but those are the stats.

[unvmyplecos]

im the highest poster of the last 24 hours. i have like a hundred more posts than everyone else....

[unvmyplecos]

the 11th commandment.
"Thou shalt not buy a Glock g18C"

[Redneck Woman]

Whoaaaa,,,,, where did that come from?

[unvmyplecos]

not to mention its making our thread longer

[FISHSHROD]

:)

[FISHSHROD]

:nilly: the egg has infiltrated our frying pan :nilly:

[unvmyplecos]

:nilly: o M G :nilly:

[FISHSHROD]

:nilly: ham has infiltrated the egg :nilly:

[Redneck Woman]

Good morning folks!

Vegetable soup is in the crock pot and it smells so good! Wish it was done. Can't wait to fix me a big peanut butter sandwich and hot bowl of soup! Yummy!

[cam191919]

on my way home....literally im on the highway right now, found some random internet. ill be home in 2 or so hours, and sweet crack do i got a post spree brewin for you...

[unvmyplecos]

no you dont

[unvmyplecos]

there is no such thing

[unvmyplecos]

post rants are only allowed to be as long as half the length of

[unvmyplecos]

the previous rant, or three times as much as the rant closest to page 968

[unvmyplecos]

anyWHO who the heck is awesome? WE ARE AWESOME

[unvmyplecos]

k, bye guys

[cam191919]

theres only 365 pages in this thread :O

[cam191919]

well i have AC set on 40 posts per page tho...

[cam191919]

reading unvs rant was......

[cam191919]

odd

[cam191919]

to say the least

[cam191919]

but i will not lie

[cam191919]

i must comply

[cam191919]

and then reply

[cam191919]

those words he spoke did mesmerize

[cam191919]

my brain, and both eyes

[cam191919]

and as i sit and type some nonsense, i lean and sway

[cam191919]

as if counter acting the waves of the atlantic i spent my last few days on

[cam191919]

oh and ya...i got some tales to tell

[cam191919]

i suppose i should construct a timeline

[cam191919]

but id have to go to paperworks to get posterboard

[cam191919]

PAPERWORKS: YOUR PAPER SUPPLY WAREHOUSE FOREVER HOORAY!

[cam191919]

where was i......

[cam191919]

........ah yes, well ill have to do without the posterboard

[cam191919]

tick tock tick tock.....timeline

[cam191919]

cus_____ im the bomb like tick tick

[cam191919]

fill in the blanks unv

[cam191919]

ok back to the timeline

[cam191919]

im getting off track like a train with a bunny rabbit for the conducter

[cam191919]

btw, bunnys cant drive trains

[cam191919]

its just illogical

[cam191919]

so the family packed up and got on the road to cape canaveral

[cam191919]

i was tired, i slept the entire three hour ride

[cam191919]

stocklist in the car:

Mom
Dad
Brother
Sister
and of coarse the loveable Cam

[cam191919]

we get out, and we get to where they first check your passports and or birth certificates

[cam191919]

heres where the first problem arises

[cam191919]

MY PARENTS HAD NO IDEA WE NEEDED BIRTH CERTIFICATES!

[cam191919]

and none of us had passports

[cam191919]

so we freak out a bit, but then we realize the BCs (birth certificates) could be faxed

[cam191919]

problemo numero dos, the only person at the house is....you guessed it, crazy grandma

[cam191919]

so dad calls her, and explains how the fax machine works, and tells her theres no snakes in the house...

[cam191919]

by some miracle she manages to find and fax everything we had on file

[cam191919]

we run into problem 3, and this is the big one

[cam191919]

my mom has no BC, not a state issued one anyways, and that dont cut it

[cam191919]

i bet your hoping ill say they let her on the boat and she had a blast

[cam191919]

i cant lie tho, after a long discussion we decided that were not gunna waste the money

[cam191919]

so me, dad, and brother (blake) get on the plane as mom and reluctant sister get the boot

[cam191919]

500 wing wangs for tickets down the drain, and were seperated

[cam191919]

from there the gradual drop of enthusiasm flatlined as we explored the group

[cam191919]

my recently 18 year old brother and i gambled a bit

[cam191919]

dad took a nap

[cam191919]

we met up with the 5 or 6 other people in our age group and did the things the cruise offered for our kind: nothing

[cam191919]

we ate as much food as possible to compensate for our financial loss

[cam191919]

looking back its pretty funny ^

[cam191919]

errrm uuuum ya thats it for day one

[cam191919]

day 2: we woke up to see our boat nearing the docks of nassau (pronounced nasa) bahamas

[cam191919]

we get off, dad haggles with the many natives renting out scooters for hours

[cam191919]

finally with our mopeds that none of us would be seen with in our home town, we explored

[cam191919]

first stop, a shady reclusive beach

[cam191919]

my first thought was icky

[cam191919]

then i started seeing all the corals in the water

[cam191919]

and the 25 - 100 US$ fish in the waters

[cam191919]

:drool:

[cam191919]

so i snorkel for a bit

[cam191919]

i was tempted to grab all i could get and stuff the beer bottles on the beach full

[cam191919]

wheres that "innocent whistle" smiley

[cam191919]

then we went to some ghetto shops

[cam191919]

i got a handcarved carved smokin pipe

[cam191919]

a gift for a friend, as i dont smoke

[cam191919]

dad got your typical tourist shirts

[cam191919]

then we went to bahamas K-mart, a suprisingly strange experiance

[cam191919]

instead of the popular songs from yester-year quietly playing on the intercom

[cam191919]

ther was very loud marching band music

[cam191919]

if you want cereal on nassau be prepared to shell out 7 bucks for a box

[cam191919]

i got a powerade for a decent price, and in return for my five dollar bill i got two of these

http://www.freewebs.com/caribbeancelebs/Bahamas_money.gif

[cam191919]

and one of these

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/180358720_3ab7f19945.jpg

[cam191919]

those are actually kinda different from what i had, they must make new money often

[cam191919]

after that we returned to the boat

[cam191919]

ate some buffet food, i took a nap

[cam191919]

then we went back out to the island to go to a place my brother heard of

[cam191919]

a place called SEÑIOR FROGS

[cam191919]

imfamous for crazy drinking parties and serving minors

[cam191919]

i drank a little, not much tho

[cam191919]

after that, more sleep

[cam191919]

i dreamed of our next stop, the cruise lines private isle, a tropical paradise

[cam191919]

i awoke at noon, to a sheet of paper under the door

[cam191919]

it read:

[cam191919]

due to weather conditions we have decided not to dock at the private island, bt weve prepared a fun day on the boat

[cam191919]

well call that problem 4

[cam191919]

and for the record, that day wasnt fun

[cam191919]

it was insanly boring, and there was no compensation for the missed trip

[cam191919]

everything else isnt worth mentioning

[cam191919]

wheres my innocent whistle smiley

[cam191919]

alrighty, day 4, time to get off the boat

[cam191919]

we were one of the last people off, they annocnced our names on the intercom to get uss to leave

[cam191919]

they annonced like 7 names of people who had to leave, out of the 3000 passengers

[cam191919]

you get the gist we were really late :D

[cam191919]

so late customs didnt even bother checking us

[cam191919]

:headshake2:

[cam191919]

if i had three guns a knife and illegal narcotics in my bag (which i didnt) they would have had no idea

[cam191919]

well we were off so that was good

[cam191919]

so moms on her way from sarasota

[cam191919]

problem number 5, she runs out of gas

[cam191919]

we got off the boat at 10am btw

[cam191919]

so dad calls AAA, they drive out

[cam191919]

they are right next to my mom broken down alone on the highway and refuse to help

[cam191919]

cus dad didnt pay the AAA bill and they wont take crazy grandmas account

[cam191919]

thats problem number 6^

[cam191919]

so the AAA guy drives away without helping her

[cam191919]

my brothers playing with the wheelchairs by the dock

[cam191919]

my dads freaking out

[cam191919]

and tired and trying to work things out

[cam191919]

so dad finally gets a new AAA account, and they sent a guy to give her gas

[cam191919]

then they had to fix the car for a half hour

[cam191919]

and then finally at 2 pm were in the car going home.....

[cam191919]

and from there there was no more problems

[cam191919]

exhausted yay

[cam191919]

did pet maintenence, ate, and now im typing all this crazyness

[cam191919]

so that was my weekend on the cruise, goodthing i didnt have my RPG or i would have.......

[cam191919]

err umm nvm :D

[cam191919]

and now im tied with unv in LTAC post spree with 114 posts

[cam191919]

and now im in the lead :D

[cam191919]

hehehe, check and mate, and i got a lot more where that came from

[cam191919]

oh and for anyone who didnt wanna read all that ill give a summery

[cam191919]

thursday, a broken glass door is a bad omen
left for the cruise ship in cape canaveral on friday
mom couldnt get on the boat, sister stayed with her as me, dad and brother left
we were the last three on the boat
a little fun for the rest of day 1
day 2 in nassau was great
day 3 we couldnt go on the tropical secluded isle, which sucked
day 4 we were last to get off the boat
mom came to pick us up, broke down, and we waited 4 hours to get in the car
then another 3 hours to home
got home
ordeal over :thud:

[cam191919]

ha, i ate before i started that and now im hungry again

[cam191919]

spree over

[FISHSHROD]

OMG CAM , WHAT A STORY :) Welcome back !
Hello to everyone else lurking out there .

[cam191919]

lol

[cam191919]

wheres chill been, he usually does the math involving post counts and such...

[FISHSHROD]

Things are quiet here again :(

[Redneck Woman]

Hi guys!!

cam, you have been busy!!!!lol

[cam191919]

yawn

[FISHSHROD]

:hi:

[cam191919]

:dance2:

[cam191919]

wheres unv, we need more posts and im to tired

[cam191919]

^too*

[cam191919]

la la la la

[cam191919]

la la la laaa

[cam191919]

hey hey hey

[cam191919]

french fries

[cam191919]

saturday night live

[cam191919]

backwards

[cam191919]

evil thgin yadrutas

[cam191919]

in other words

[cam191919]

evil thing your dr uses :eek3:

[cam191919]

in nother words

[cam191919]

a spider monkey!

[xsdbs]

cam, you poor thing you must be so bored to death that you are talking to yourself. ;)

[FISHSHROD]

We had a record of 89 degrees last week and today we had a record high low temp of 74 and a record high temp of 87 :) We would like some of you guys cold air down here !

[xsdbs]

got a fax #? I'll send you some

[cam191919]

iv already ordered 30 snowballs from mrsjinkzd

[cam191919]

not snowball shrimp, straight up snowballs

[cam191919]

LTAC snowball fight!

[cam191919]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-snowball-fight-over.jpg

[cam191919]

i havent the foggiest as to what that creature in the previous photograph could be

[Redneck Woman]

It's either a dog or the abominable snowman!!!!

[Redneck Woman]

hmmmmm,,,,
http://ericboggs.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/bumble1.jpg

[FISHSHROD]

OK YOU GUYS, LET'S GET THIS CHRISTMAS VIDEO THING STARTED:huh:







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[xsdbs]

b2tK4llr6rs

[Redneck Woman]

One of my favorites.
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[Redneck Woman]

Another.
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[Redneck Woman]

This one too! Wish I could have found a Elvis one!
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