There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

[kuhliloach]

I don't bake pies. I eats tem. :drool:

kuhli, kuhli, with his pie,
he sees a cloud up in the sky,
while others see lions, balls and snakes,
kuhli sees pies he wants to bake,
kuhli can cook? I wouldn't'a guess'd,
I thought he'd eat them, and leave a mess,
guess it goes to show, only kuhli knows,
what kuhli likes, eats and shows

:D
i can't cook pies even with a book
lentils, brown rice and tea are the only things i know how to cook
i meant with all the nice people here
atleast half could bake pies without fear
pies are usually a generous thing
but to you it's an obbbsesive material of eating

[Dwarf Puffers]

Bump was said, by DP,
for this old thread is the key,
to rhymes from kuhli, DP & G,
we sing to the world with utter glee,
but then, G stopped rhyming,
DP and kuhli, lost their timing,
DP forgot about the thread,
Kuhli posted, and thought it was dead,
but DP came back with another rhyme,
to hope this thread stands the test of time,
and also that kuhli returns once more,
bringing G, albeit a chore,
so maybe the poets shall be back,
so I can open up a sac,
of poems lame and poems good,
so we three can spam just like we should.

C'mon, people, rhyme!!

[kuhliloach]

dwarf puffers can sing
like a bell that wouldn't ring
and the only thing
he knew how to sing
was a song about a king

[Lady G]

Lady G was lost for a while
along came Kuhli with a smile
Dp and sent him to find her
told him to do what he could to lure
her back in the rhymes
for they had such a great time
Weary as she was, she did return
hoping that no one would be to stern
She entered with a little skip in her heart
for she felt bad and was glad to restart
Dp and Kuhli, felt w/o her there was a slack
made her feel a chill down her back
All warm and snuggly inside she now feels
for they found her and it gave her cheap thrills

[kuhliloach]

lady g was very afraid
that she'd be fired by her very own maid
because her plants didn't get much light in the shade
and that would make her business fade
and it would die out in a decade
she beat the made senceless on the ground where she layed
but the impact was very much delayed
she did that untill the fines were payed

[KingOfTheDeep]

0,0

[Dwarf Puffers]

KOTD liked mature avatars,
No sports, no fish, no beer, no cars,
But half naked women, with beauty to spare,
Who had nice blond highlights, and pretty long hair,
He had some trouble before with these pics,
Of heart stopping hotties and beautiful chicks,
Because the mods of AC didn't like it one bit,
And set out to stop him, take him out with a hit,
But now he has another, a bikini clad girl,
With permission this time, til his next one unfirls.

0,0 indeed, King :D

[kuhliloach]

dwarf puffers bought a cd
but it always got stuck too his knee
so when he was chased by a giant bee
he had knowhere to flee and broke the cd
that had a coupon for a free bikini
since dwarf puffers wasn't a she
it was sent in the mail to an australian monkey
who could play a good game of hockey
while wearing that striped bikini
that monkey was not my property
or has anything to do with me
a poem about dwarf and a broken cd
isn't very exiting can't you see?

[kuhliloach]

And all the sand
that covered this land
shall be canned
by popular demand

[Lady G]

Kulhi..the master of the thread
likes to put butter on the bottom of his bread
No one knew exactly why
but this made him feel that he was sly
running around with a greasy looking chin
he'd wipe it away but it would always come back again

[kuhliloach]

:clap::y220e:

i once saw a snake
cooking a steak
with sea salt and snowflake
in the middle of the lake
it would'nt give a hand shake
so i knew he was a fake
throwing at him a milkshake
of a flavor called "cake"
he turned around and stole what he could take
a hat and a rake
it was then i knew i neede to awake

[skillful abbot]

Here I am eating my morning toast
thought I come and check today's post

Glanced at this thread for bit
several pages read
and then to the last page I skipped

This thread is fun
I think it's a trip

so I thought I come in with a quick little quip
but soon I gotta run.

[kuhliloach]

why leave so soon
did you lose your balloon?
was it chased and popped by a large babboon
who ran away into the hidden lagoon
so would you run up a mighty sand dune
to catch the baboon
and come back with your reward that wonderful ballon?

[KingOfTheDeep]

KOTD liked mature avatars,
No sports, no fish, no beer, no cars,
But half naked women, with beauty to spare,
Who had nice blond highlights, and pretty long hair,
He had some trouble before with these pics,
Of heart stopping hotties and beautiful chicks,
Because the mods of AC didn't like it one bit,
And set out to stop him, take him out with a hit,
But now he has another, a bikini clad girl,
With permission this time, til his next one unfirls.

0,0 indeed, King :D

new sig!

[Dwarf Puffers]

More rhymes :p:

[kuhliloach]

does it feel good
to eat a piece of wood
and return to the store
to by four pounds more
because cedar tastes the best
so good you wouldn't share with the rest
but it cost so much
when imported from the dutch
splinters aren't fun
even in the shape of a bun

[VT_Chris]

I knew a Catfish Hunter once
A humble veteran
Cast vicariously as both victim and villain
He could not choose
To which he would lose
First his mind or his riddlin

Oh no
They said he's got to go
Go go Godzilla

[Dwarf Puffers]

Bah, where is everyone? WE NEEDS SOME RHYMESES!

[Bottomfeeder2]

do me
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bethany1979]

This is random, but here goes:


There once was a man from Heath.
Who sat upon his false teeth.
He said with a start
Oh Lord bless my heart
I've bitten myself underneath!

[BELLUM]

why would anyone revive this thread?

[Bethany1979]

why would anyone revive this thread?
boredom???

[Dwarf Puffers]

There was once a user named Bottom,
he had just gotten a moss ball,
a clown found him and fought him,
And he shoved carrots into the moss ball!

Tada :D

[Squawkbert]

I'd have added to this thread the first time through, but the word N@ntucket has been inexplicably blocked by the word filter.

[Dwarf Puffers]

LOL

[Bottomfeeder2]

There was once a user named Bottom,
he had just gotten a moss ball,
a clown found him and fought him,
And he shoved carrots into the moss ball!

Tada :D
:silly:

[kuhliloach]

don't get me started lol...

[kuhliloach]

have you ever heard of cheerios?
that oats cereal in the shape of O's
that when dropped in a river easily flows
where it stops, nobody knows
but the arrows and the bows
given by their grandmother with bent broken toes
the cheerios displayed them at shows
allong the raging waters chasing a crow
that at night in the dark would glow
when beaten by a rake and hoe
from the garden shops "planter joe"
and the cheerios from down below
aligned themselves in a magnificent row
chanting "so"?

[kuhliloach]

allong the path to the shopping store
i turned around an saw a wild boar
who didnt know how to snore
in years his age was only four
he like to eat the blood and gore
out of random shopping bags he tore
but that was not really blood and gore
but something i much rather adore
a piece of painted door
with inscriptions from ancient folklore
the wild boar not need more
but did pour
apple juice and began to roar
the tv ratings began to soar

[kuhliloach]

why did shrimp say lalabamboo
as it tapdance down the stair case putting on a shoe
that was one size too big for you
saying he'll trade it for your kazoo
and that elephant picture you recently drew
thoughts rushing in your head were few
having know idea what to do
you take the kazoo and give him the shoe
which had all of a sudden grew
to the size of a cow saying in french "moo"
this may not seem like something new
or anything very exiting too
but that shrimp later boiling the kazoo in a stew
says he really misses you

[kuhliloach]

pens can't talk
or travel in a flock
but they can secretly mock
you and your smock
laying back on the dock
next to you leans a selfish jock
holding both a key and lock
saying be careful don't knock
over things that will scare you into shock
like the purple sock

[AquaGem]

I am in awe of your rhyming skills ;)

[kuhliloach]

out in the city
lies a mystery
a lost kitty
lonely
dirty
wants to play a radio diddy
for all the pretty
kitty
feeling giddy
out of self pitty

isn't me
and the honey bee
the cutest couple you will ever see?
if not you must pay the fee
3 bucks and a rusty penny
not only must he and she
pay this fee but also
give us your house key
don't break your knee
or spill hot tea
i lied about the whole thing it's actually a bumble bee

a buss drives by a shattered window real fast
knocking over a shadow of Bast
put back together wearing a cast
preparing for it's monthly fast
does anyone know how long it last
maybe through winter or even past?

a plane stopped by
it decided to sigh
feeling to depressed to cry
feeling lonely and shy
when pretty soon comes a guy
with a geeky grin and bow-tie
not wanting to say goodbye did anyway and walked away...

[kuhliloach]

I am in awe of your rhyming skills ;)
thanks, more of you should try coming up with poems too, i can't be the only one who enjoys this hobby.

[AquaGem]

wow um... how long have you been working on that?

[AquaGem]

LOL I can post this because he's not online anymore!

there once was a boy named crimsy
who sent all of the girls in a tizzy
but he only loved them silly cories
so there were no Lily, Kates, or Tori's (lol!)
Until all the girls passed with a groan
And he said to his fish "finally we're alone"

[kuhliloach]

wow um... how long have you been working on that?
maybe 6 minutes i guess...

your last one was good:thumbsup:

[AquaGem]

oh I love writing poems... or writing in general. Sadly none of them would work here :(

[kuhliloach]

angry bob
was eaten by the blob
cover with corn on the cob
because eating bob was his only job
that and escaping the angry mob
throwing tin cans, a lightbulb, even a doorknob
which they rob
from bob
making "angry bob" angry.

[AquaGem]

Well w/e you get the idea :)

Oh those silly fish folks
That love their aquatic friends
Are the result of many jokes
To those that will never bend
Thinking to fishy evokes
Love only fury amends
But they don’t see the coax
Of elegant aquatic commends

[crimsonmoon]

LOL I can post this because he's not online anymore!

there once was a boy named crimsy
who sent all of the girls in a tizzy
but he only loved them silly cories
so there were no Lily, Kates, or Tori's (lol!)
Until all the girls passed with a groan
And he said to his fish "finally we're alone"
well i am online now!!! my trust has been broken! im leaving this site forever!!!!!
hahaha jk

i cannot believe you tori!!! :lipssealedsmilie:

[AquaGem]

LOL you aren't embarrassed are you?! I do so love to embarrass you ;)

Really, after all we've talked, you're still are shocked by this?

[kuhliloach]

theres a red bean
trying to stay lean
who was very mean
if you know what i mean
who can't be seen
through the X-ray machine
thats the color green
the poor bean was only a teen

[AquaGem]

I do so love blue jello
It’s so light and mellow
My teeth turn bright blue
Like it’s a smurf I chew
Supposedly blue raspberry
Which always tastes merry
Whether it’s a ring pop
Or yummy a jelloy drop
So I cannot help but love
The blue jello thereof

[DrNo]

This thread must die...

[AquaGem]

but everyone loves blue jello :)

[kuhliloach]

hey, hey
what is today
it's the day where you shall pay
even if you looke like tina fey
who can't stick around for ten minutes or stay
so their you lay
by the dock of the bay
where you grow hay
for the blue-jay
isn't that okay
even if you may
no matter what you say
in any other way

[kuhliloach]

a chocolate bar
never went as far
ast to drive a car
in a pool of tar
spilled from a jar

[kuhliloach]

i knew a dog who would bight
everything from soap on a rope to a kite
and is continuosly trying to win the fight
to see who has the tallest height
compared in rooms both dark and light
even though he might
do so in the middle of the night
who knew you'd be so right
as to know this would happen, ain't this tight?
the dogs hair was black and white

am i the only one who wont stop writing these things?

[Sploke]

there once was a mod named mg
whose presence caused newbies to flee
like a bump on a log
'til a single "hotdog"
he'd cause both consternation and glee

[kuhliloach]

bump.

[AquaGem]

There once was a woman named Moko
and her skippers drive us all loco
she's not a whiz with her camera
so her pics must be from fantastic karma
Moko's even learned a new trick
to take videos that are nice and quick
She has an admirerer in Melody
That I married so they share custody!

[Mokomon]

There once was a woman named Moko
and her skippers drive us all loco
she's not a whiz with her camera
so her pics must be from fantastic karma
Moko's even learned a new trick
to take videos that are nice and quick
She has an admirerer in Melody
That I married so they share custody!



OK, now THAT is hysterical!!! :lipssealedsmilie:

[Fish-Addict]

There once was a woman named Moko
and her skippers drive us all loco
she's not a whiz with her camera
so her pics must be from fantastic karma
Moko's even learned a new trick
to take videos that are nice and quick
She has an admirerer in Melody
That I married so they share custody!

Hahahah :lol:

[mel_20_20]

There once was a woman named Moko
and her skippers drive us all loco
she's not a whiz with her camera
so her pics must be from fantastic karma
Moko's even learned a new trick
to take videos that are nice and quick
She has an admirerer in Melody
That I married so they share custody!


:rofl:
Too funny AguaGem....
But seriously.... Moko can have them while they're in school, but they come live with me every summer... 'til they are 18, or older if they go to college.

[AquaGem]

LOL!!! what if they want to go to summer camp!?! are you paying child support?!

[mel_20_20]

Whatever they want.... their happiness is my primary concern.:evil_lol:

As for child support.... I'm not sending money, sorry Moko, but I will keep them supplied with shipments of crickets and FBWs. (She'd probably spend the money on baubles and bling and things for herself, and my responsibility is to the skippers, after all)

:rofl:

[Mokomon]

*dies laughing*