There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

[YoFishboy]

There once was a poster name Ghost Knife
To which ancient old threads he would give life
Just one word or two
He figured would do
Til’ only his name and his postings would be rife:joke:

Keep up on your Vicodin buddy!

[Mgamer20o0]

we need a topic rating so i can give this a score of

10000000000000000000000000000000

[bkw1982]

There once was a poster named yofishboy
With his fishes minds he would toy
Adding and removing decor
Making the fishies scream no more!!
Til' the fishies fed up went to go live with the koi

uhh is this a game? if it isnt opps :), if it is....... i suck at it :)

[sumthin fishy]

There once was a mod named blue
for her av'rage men wouldn't do
and then she met me
the best there could be
and to her I say "I love you!!!" :dance:

(note: average spelled incorrect to fill syllable limits :) )

[jm1212]

we need a topic rating so i can give this a score of

10000000000000000000000000000000
DITTO LOL

[Blueiz]

There once was a mod named blue
for her av'rage men wouldn't do
and then she met me
the best there could be
and to her I say "I love you!!!" :dance:

(note: average spelled incorrect to fill syllable limits :) )


Awww...I feel so special now...:D ;)

(sorry...cant make a rhyme that wouldnt waste your time. so Ill leave it be, theres nothing here to see)

Blue

[Rallysman]

Chuck norris is the man from nantucket.

[fish_freak]

LMAO this is so great.... um wait I just commented in all those post's he dug up hmmm. No commment.

[Siren]

There once was a poster named Monty
Cleese's words he quote constan'ly
He lumbered when he walked
And sneered when he talked
and to me he looks rather jaunty

To my Python companion...

[daayda3]

LOL...i hope no one makes one about me:D LOL
IT BETTER BE GOOD! lol;)

[Rbishop]

There was a man named Li,
A cyber Neptune, of sorts,
His tanks, a sight to see.

His world became so torn,
freshwater or saltwater,
He chose a world of porn.

[Ghost_knife]

WOOT! Ima number one!

[Siren]

Malbri is an animal friend,
a horse whom she did tend
A big cranky appy
who became sappy
because its heart she did mend

[StreetCypher]

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

[bkw1982]

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

can't stop laughin at this!!!


Chuck norris is the man from nantucket.


i luv those chuck norris jokes, my fav: Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, but he never cries

[KingOfTheDeep]

There was a man named Li,
A cyber Neptune, of sorts,
His tanks, a sight to see.

His world became so torn,
freshwater or saltwater,
He chose a world of porn.

LMFAO

hah, great thread!

[fish_freak]

There was a man named Li,
A cyber Neptune, of sorts,
His tanks, a sight to see.

His world became so torn,
freshwater or saltwater,
He chose a world of porn.

LMAO fantastic!!! :laugh: :laugh:

[Cory Lover]

Hi,

I can do this (I hope).

Here goes nothing........

Aussie Hippie is not your average teen
He is also very leen
He is a fish keeper that is very keen
But never mean

Right now Aussie Hippie is thinking "Why did you pick me? Why? Did I do something wrong":D

Cory Lover

[boofish2]

There once was a poster named Joe,
His smilie's that cute UFO,
The threads he's unfurled,
Are "outta this world",
This poster named Joe you should know. :)

There once was a Mod named Doll,
She's the most Dangerous chick of them all,
Her spirit is lofty,
If you're fuzzy, she's a softy
If you need help just give her a call. :)

[phaedraeos]

There was once a ghost-knifey mod
Whose avatars were persistantly odd
His cats were pretty neat
And quite hard to beat
But Phaedra's cats were next to God!

[Dangerdoll]

Ha!! I can do this!

There once was a member named Boo
Who will gladly show off her tattoo
she's quick with advice,
pretty and nice,
someone I'm glad to say I knew...

[boofish2]

:D :D

[daayda3]

I cant think of anything!

[KingOfTheDeep]

me neither..darn..i need to sleep more...

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named betagurl
she liked to see her beta hurl
she broke the tank
and the beta sank
and now she gets a referell!

[Malbri]

Malbri is an animal friend,
a horse whom she did tend
A big cranky appy
who became sappy
because its heart she did mend
yey I feel special!!!
Haha she got a long neck scratch today and i thought my fingers were gonna either fall off from scratching so long or freeze off

[kuhliloach]

there once was some stupid moderators
they forgot where to put the demominators
they gave me the boot
i gave my last toot
and now they got killed by the terminator!

[Pepe]

There once was a threader named Kuliloach
Whose obsession was too strange to duely broach
Once he thought of a prank
He got into his tank
And chased his fish 'round in a cozy coach.

[daayda3]

LOL this is so funny:D i cant wait to see mine...:eek: lol

[Ghost_knife]

as out of place as it is, they sleep like that. you think their dead and *poke* and they skitter to the other side of the tank...with them, get a laser pointer and aim it at their tail...if they are asleepthey wake up fast

[neoprodigy]

There was a man named Li,
A cyber Neptune, of sorts,
His tanks, a sight to see.

His world became so torn,
freshwater or saltwater,
He chose a world of porn.
LOL....

[aardvark1]

Then there was young Daayda3
Who's cat was up in a tree
The cat was named Princess
Ran up for a Prince
Who kept meowing "I'm Free!"

There!

Ya happy?

:hi:

[daayda3]

:laugh: lol thts funny:D

i would make one about someone..but i am SO bad about ryhmes
i will have to think of one:D

[Debra Mark]

There once was a fish geek named Yo
Whose friends we all love and know
Stan Satan agrees
And Monty says "Please
Don't let Pythonator ruin the show!"


;)
D

[Aussie_hippie_2]

I feel loved, even if it's mainly false ;)

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named aussie hippie,
who's coke was quite bossy drippy!
he spilled some on his pants.
and did a dance,
and now he wears a pamper!
hehehe hahahah!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a person named dangerdoll
who many people said looked fat at the mall
she bowed at the queen
she ate barrels of leen
and now she regrets her last ball!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named betaballs
he kept getting personal phone calls
one was about his computer
his dog never got nuetered
and then he got ran over by a uhaul!

[kuhliloach]

there once was too people who hated each other
daayday3 and fishcatch22 loved there mothers
they went out in the back
and never came back
then everyone said it was a hangover!

[daayda3]

WHAT?!!?:eek:

[daayda3]

lol

[daayda3]

there once was too people who hated each other
daayday3 and fishcatch22 loved there mothers
they went out in the back
and never came back
then everyone said it was a hangover!
What was THAT supposed to mean? lol

[jm1212]

there once was too people who hated each other
daayday3 and fishcatch22 loved there mothers
they went out in the back
and never came back
then everyone said it was a hangover!
words avail me

[Dangerdoll]

there once was a person named dangerdoll
who many people said looked fat at the mall
she bowed at the queen
she ate barrels of leen
and now she regrets her last ball!
What is with the Fat Doll jokes? You been talking to rb??

:girl:

[KingOfTheDeep]

words avail me

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[blackwolfXKAV]

There once was a poster name Ghost Knife
To which ancient old threads he would give life
Just one word or two
He figured would do
Til’ only his name and his postings would be rife:joke:

Keep up on your Vicodin buddy!
...:look:

[daayda3]

I was thinking the same thing... where is GK?

[daayda3]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hehe why is that funny?:D

[kuhliloach]

fine fine i'll stopp!

[YoFishboy]

There is a gal name Deb we all love
Like an angel from heaven above
In the chat room she’s queen
The prettiest I’ve seen
Like a gentle sweet delicate dove.

;)

[Malbri]

There is a gal name Deb we all love
Like an angel from heaven above
In the chat room she’s queen
The prettiest I’ve seen
Like a gentle sweet delicate dove.

;)
haha some1s in looooove

[Dangerdoll]

Yo, that was beautiful!!

[Debra Mark]

Doesn't he just make you wanna swoooooooooon, Doll?
*sigh*

[Dangerdoll]

he certainly does, Debs.... *sigh* I wonder where my geek is....

There once was a member named T
who was there for no one but me,
He's the hottest Marine,
his Doll's ever seen,
for her, he's the only fish in the Sea!

[Cory Lover]

Hi,

You gave me a really big laugh kuhli! Your good at it.

Nobody has made one about me yet, but if I had to guess it wouldn't be the best.

Cory Lover

[daayda3]

I was going to make one about you cory! I cant think of anything:D
Ill still try

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named cory lover
who loved to just sleep and fall over
he he kissed his pet dog
the had it with a frog
and now he cleans up the clovers!:)

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named malbri
he felt kinda like a nappy
he wanted his nap
so i gave him a pack
and now the sleeps with his teddy!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named boofish
he thought that u were too foolish
so he though u into a cat
and u both went splat
now he wishes that's how u make catfish!

[kuhliloach]

therer was once a member named fballguy
there was something he really wanted to try
so he went to the store
and fought for more
and now the pie!

[kuhliloach]

there was once a member named fish fanatic
he loved to play with his static
he through up ure face
it was a big disgrace
and now he lives in the attic!

[kuhliloach]

there was once a member named i love betta's
and he poked around at his maka
with one single finger
he let it linger
and now he is floating with hata
note abrev's were used to help the ryming!

[daayda3]

there once was a poster named kuhli loach
"king kuhli loach" indeed!
he made rymes here and there,
never, he cared,
that his posts on this thread, were never a need
on this thread he gave life,
but in all they caused strife
his post count never were higher,
although he thought funny,
he never played with his pet bunny:D

all i could think of:D :rolleyes: lol

[kuhliloach]

your lucky i have a pet bunny!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a a member named freddy the fish
he always ate dogfood out of his dish
it tasted like C***
so he passed out in a rash
and now hie lives in a petshop!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named b rob
he always acted like a snob
he wished for some pie
and my o my
he fell from the sky
thinking he could fly
and now he wonders why!?

[kuhliloach]

i might've said this already. . .


there wonce was a blue "iz"
she never ate from a pez
that got here a disease
and she made cheese as she please
and now she eats them for life!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member of iamkellog
he pissed off his old pet frog
he flushed him for good
he suffocated in his hood
and now he eats fat from a hog!

[kuhliloach]

for those of u who are viewing this thread should post in the next minute cause i might need to leave soon!

[Cory Lover]

Hi,

I liked the one that you made about b rob.

Cory Lover

[Blueiz]

i might've said this already. . .


there wonce was a blue "iz"
she never ate from a pez
that got here a disease
and she made cheese as she please
and now she eats them for life!

I dont get mine..LOL..

Blue

[kuhliloach]

none of the things i post are supposed to make sence, thats the fun of this thread!

[KingOfTheDeep]

kuhli..you have too much time on your hands :Angel:

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named king of the deep
he liked to eat and peep
he choked and snored
his wife got bored
and now he's gonna leap!

[KingOfTheDeep]

there once was a member named king of the deep
he liked to eat and peep
he choked and snored
his wife got bored
and now he's gonna leap!

:laugh: :laugh:

[125gJoe]

There once was a poster named Joe,
His smilie's that cute UFO,
The threads he's unfurled,
Are "outta this world",
This poster named Joe you should know. :)


Wow! Thanks!

:D

Well put... :)


________

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named joe
he licked and sniffed a hobo
it taste like chocolate
and waited for the apocolyp
and now he is one to!

[daayda3]

IF kuhli makes on about me, its prob. not going to be good:D

[kuhliloach]

just look at the rate your avatar one!

[daayda3]

i saw it:mad2: lol:D

[kuhliloach]

i can do better! dun dun dunnnn. .. . . .!

[daayda3]

hahahaha yeah right

[kuhliloach]

there once was a girl named daayday3
she was mean and and ate a machine
a goat kicked her in the throat
and it stole the remote
and now they have three childreny

[daayda3]

uh-huh:D
you can do better then that!!!!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a........named daayda3
she got poisened by a lean cuisine
she fell down the stairs
she came in pairs
and now it's a rotting mess!

[daayda3]

cmon now!!!!! even i can do better then that!:rolleyes:

[kuhliloach]

can i swear
can i put u down
or can i get reported for unwanted off related complaints
if u agree i will start in a few moments. . . .

[Rbishop]

I'd suggest against that. :)

[sumthin fishy]

can i swear
can i put u down
or can i get reported for unwanted off related complaints
if u agree i will start in a few moments. . . .

You can make one if you don't swear
If you try to be nice I wont care
but we cant break the rules
or act just like fools
so be kind, just thought Id share ;)

[daayda3]

good one!!

[kuhliloach]

see i could do better dd but lok what they said above me though, do it through pm!

[daayda3]

hehehehe

[kuhliloach]

so i'm facing gravity and stairs thats nice, like that would be ever effective, u can do beter than that, stairs and i float, oh no!.. . . . ... .. . . .. . . .

[ILOVEBETTAS]

WHAT?!!?:eek:
Seeeeeeee.... rumor.

[ILOVEBETTAS]

there was once a member named i love betta's
and he poked around at his maka
with one single finger
he let it linger
and now he is floating with hata
note abrev's were used to help the ryming!

I AM NOT A HE! :eek:

[daayda3]

well kuhli, you prob. cant do better then i can...:rolleyes:

[daayda3]

Seeeeeeee.... rumor.
ILOVEBETTAS!!!!:eek: lol

[kuhliloach]

la la la i can't here u!

[daayda3]

yeah yeah, YOU did it, didnt you kuhli?

[kuhliloach]

do wut?

[daayda3]

well, then you didnt do it
im not going to tell:D

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member naimed nintendo wii
he never got aiten by the big machine
he persuaded the gov
no longer wears a glove
and now he's gotta get me!

[ILOVEBETTAS]

Note: Mine has nothing to do with syllables

There once was a member named kuhli loach
We all thought he was such a roach
He likes his eggs poached
And we all know he's so weird!

Kuhli, you funny!

[daayda3]

i was trying to make a ryme about kuhli and poached eggs...lol it didnt work

[Cory Lover]

Hi,

I personaly thank-you kuhli for giving me some good laughs.;)

Cory Lover

[boofish2]

Wow! Thanks!

:D

Well put... :)


________

;) :D

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named boofish2
u know what happens when he needs to go . . .
he pulled down his pance
got a fight with some ants
and now he wears protectionoo

[ILOVEBETTAS]

You spelled pants wrong

[kuhliloach]

did that on purpose
gives it a childdish look

[kuhliloach]

Note: Mine has nothing to do with syllables

There once was a member named kuhli loach
We all thought he was such a roach
He likes his eggs poached
And we all know he's so weird!

Kuhli, you funny!

i hate eggs

[daayda3]

me too...hehe

[kuhliloach]

awesome!

[boofish2]

there once was a member named boofish2
u know what happens when he needs to go . . .
he pulled down his pance
got a fight with some ants
and now he wears protectionoo

2nd time you called me a dude.... I'm a chick ok? Sheesh...


There was a kuhli who posted some rhymes
They weren't so great most of the time.
He'd try to be funny, but his poems were crummy,
I'm just kidding loach, your rhymes were just fine.... ;)

[kuhliloach]

thanx!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member naimed....wait can we critisize music superstars on this sight?

[Dangerdoll]

as long as it not over the line ;)

[kuhliloach]

even if it's making fun of michael jacko?

[Dangerdoll]

Jacko is no safer than Bo Peep, as long as it's clean ;)

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named jacko
his nose just recently got the wacko
he's missing his poze
nobody dare lick his toes
he sang so terrible
how can it be merrible?

[daayda3]

:laugh: :laugh:

[ChicoRaton]

Can I do one about myself?
No? Too bad I'm doing it anyway.

There was was a poster named chico
Ever so suave and rico.
When he entered the room all the girlies would swoon
And he stole a fine chica from Enrico.:cool:

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member bush
he never had time to "swoosh"
he had just 1 chocolate
had no more brocclette
and that made himself
a sick little elf..

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named chico
who had got smarter when in portourico
that had tought him to read
so he had no special need
and that got him all A's!:thm:

[daayda3]

there once was a poster named kuhliloach
who liked you play with his cockroach
the cockroach went in
to his toy bin,
and they never could find it again

:huh: oh well...

[kuhliloach]

i havent played with toys in 4 years, kinda a blast from the past!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named jacko
his nose just recently got the wacko
he's missing his poze
nobody dare lick his toes
he sang so terrible
how can it be merrible?

best one i thought of all year!

[Lady G]

OMG...these are sooo funny!
To bad I stink at stuff like this

[kuhliloach]

once apon a time
u dressed so fine
just immitatin' a mime
all covered in grime
so we hit u with a lime
that only cost a dime
and the sound of wind chime
became a great huge crime

oh get sick, get well
40 years of stinkin' ****
people get by bells
little kids get trapped in wells
who are u to even tell
your mother bought a big huge shell
don't get shot by uncle mell

it spit
crack a stick
don't get burned by an oven mit
cd's fly and make a click
fastfood companies throw a fit
this topics designed for chat & chit
the candle light just be-came lit

the boxer guy may seem like a fighter
don't sleep with him at an over nighter
the smokin' guy just brought out his lighter
his hands on your neck get tighter & tighter
his pen over your sword is even mighter
your friends just took your kids flimsy kiter

when u paint your wifes drapes
out come a hundred amoured apes
none of them speak of the tonted grapes
this concert just lost it's tapes
then superman came and tore his capes
is'nt it fun just to say zapes?

[kuhliloach]

this post may be dabatable....

[kuhliloach]

does anyone have anything to say about that big post up there?

[daayda3]

nope:D

[kuhliloach]

surely it must be clever right? i just used my brain and nothing else like a dictionary, those things are for slow thinkers

[daayda3]

oh yeah, clever... but I didnt get anything of it:D
lol

since your so smart, make some more member poems:D

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member naimed blue "iz"
she got hit and is a little diz
she got mad and choked on a candy piz
why did her mom have to name her liz
and now tis'
time for her giz'
to explodiz'
and people at work always call her miz'

[daayda3]

nnneexxtt...hehe

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named daada3's
this time ya know she's got too flee
because of the bird flue might end up in flea's
now bushes got her into a teaz'
who would go down and beg on there knee's?
because that's not how to eat cheese
nobody bothered to say please
good thing she does'nt know about the birds and the bee's
when it was time to golf did she brung her own tee's?

[boofish2]

there once was a member naimed blue "iz"
she got hit and is a little diz
she got mad and choked on a candy piz
why did her mom have to name her liz
and now tis'
time for her giz'
to explodiz'
and people at work always call her miz'

uh, don't quit your day job.

[kuhliloach]

what do u mean?

[boofish2]

what do u mean?

Are you the one who asked me what a prude was too?? lol.

[daayda3]

there once was a member named daada3's
this time ya know she's got too flee
because of the bird flue might end up in flea's
now bushes got her into a teaz'
who would go down and beg on there knee's?
because that's not how to eat cheese
nobody bothered to say please
good thing she does'nt know about the birds and the bee's
when it was time to golf did she brung her own tee's?
:huh: hehe

[kuhliloach]

purposely made nonsense just for fun!

[kuhliloach]

well...

[kuhliloach]

there once was a sight naimed aquaria central
the use of it's computers ain't environmental
when i'm on the sight my foods oriental
when handling there fish they have to be gentle
i stink at this!

[kuhliloach]

like i REALLY stink at this!

[kuhliloach]

and there once was a member named cory lover
when out on the streets he's undercover
once again he beat's up another
thats when he found that the victim's a mugger
he when in in the rope game was the best tugger
so the body just stood there waiting fora lugger
to take the beat guy and send him to his mother (moderate strumming of chord A on guitar the whole time) small pause in between lines

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named danger doll
she had a great fall
not nearly enough time to go to the ball
thats when she's trapped in the red stall
does anybody even recall
when she was broke half way through the mall

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named kuhliloach
i hate it when people animal poach
i started a march
but ran out of starch
and that when the police killed my pet roach!

[kuhliloach]

why dosent anybody reply?

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named kuhli loach
he got kicked and pee'd on by the coach
he was mocked by a roach
and got his brain poached
and that he was eaten by a kuhli!

[mee-mee]

:clap: There once was a guy named KuhliLoach
Who always got around by coach
He's been a member since December
But can never remember
Why he joined an all female band
Called Cowgirl in The Sand:huh:

[kuhliloach]

cowgirl in the sand is a song name but u were close!


there once was a member named mee mee
who got aten and scarred by a giant flea
she stopped for some tea
and then peaed with glee
and then slipped/broke her knee

[Dwarf Puffers]

There was once a member whose enitials were KL
When he dies he'll go to hell
To get eaten by Chuck Norris at Taco Bell
and fine a nugget pleco to Aquabid and sell!
His history I will never tell
and from the sky his spirit fell
and with a great splat
it landed on a mat
and so he went along
and then he bought a thong
he said "its too comfy for me..."
"... and it makes me hafta pee..."
"...and to keep would be WRONG!!"
so he put it down and glanced around
and drove through the town
and bought a tiara (AKA a princess crown).
He went to Hillside Pet Store
saw fish; wanted more
bought a goldfish (species: moors)
and then he saw the RATS!!
theyre more friendly then Daayda's cat(s)
they crawled up his shirt
and into his skirt
and man did he get FAT
and he swivvled his head
snapped his neck; he was dead
didnt know it till it was said
that he couldnt be fed
he was as picky as a discus
was as clumsy as a whale
he had a talking rist cuss;
he farted on its tail
and my riming dont make sense,
cuz its being sent over the fence
to Kulih Loach!
to Kulih Loach!
He needs a rhyming coach!
Kuhli Loach!
ate his own pet Red Ninja Roach!
you ask "Why is this rhyme so long?"
its just cuz kuhli's rhymes are just so WRONG!!
im making up for his horrible jokes
come on; i'll light your smokes
and maybe then you'll understand
why im ann-oyed at that man!
cuz he spammed me with his rhymes
and EVERY single time
i didnt get it;
nobody did!
his freakin' mouth just needs a lid!
i want to bash him on the head!
till hes stinks and till hes dead
let the maggots come and come
eat him from shoulders down to thumbs
now do you know my wrath
of the insanely long and stupid rhyme
and ill drown him in a bath
and ill do it on my own time
AND I KNOW MY JOKES DONT MAKE SENSE!
BUT NEITHER DID HIS!
I KNOW THIS; AND HENCE...
HIS JOKES ARE AS GOOD, AS, PIIIIIIZ!!
do you hear my frustrations?
they are very very long
kind of like this rhyme
i guess you know now im not a mime
and the vultures have come!
rotten meat?; i got some!
And when we lay,
Beneath the stars,
We realize,
how small we are,
if they could love,
like you and me,
we might be able to raise,
an aaaaaarmy!!!!!!!!!! :Angel: :Devil: :Angel: :Devil:
down to the pits
where they keep all the ****s
where the bad fish go
when they die with moe
ON A TUESDAY NIGHT!!!
fight fight fight
on a tuesday night
repel the blight
of the Chuck Norris plight
NO! hes on his flight!
"is he dead?"
"quite."
clap clap clap
the bullfrog took a cr@p
high ho ontario
the bullfrog took a cr@p
theres a place i know
in New Mexico
where the sea lions ney
so the story goes
if you ever go there
in your underwear
EVERYONE LOVES NEW ZEALAND!!
arctic cove, marine land!
what is that? a cokee frog?
theyre loud, theyre annoying, they live in fog
but why should we kill them?
theyre cute, theyre nice, theyre free...
...and theyll eat all the mosquitoes nesting in the trees
its terrible, I know, the rhyme must come to an end
my mind is almost empty; no more thoguhts left to send!
thanks to Cory Lover, Boofish, Fishcatch, and all the rest
dont blame me; i tried my best :huh:
long live AC!
it is THE site!
save the bettas!
FROM WALMARTS BLIGHT!!!

[guppyguppyfish]

there once was a poet called DP
he loved to eat grul(yucky)
and decided to feed it to his fishy
the fishy exploded,
now the gruel is grounded!

sorry,i really am bad at this!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named dwarf puffers
he got high by sniffing a muffler
he said it smelled sweet
then dressed up as a beat
yelled out potatoe
then slipped on some mayo
then danced like a pig
and choked on a fig
crawled into the sewer
became a new user
or aquaria central
then was declared very mental
so he rode a cow that said moo
and away he flew
into the blue sky
thought the sun was a pie
so as he got closer
he never a poster
because in the sun
was the king hot dog bun
was beginning to eat
but was very neat
his new name was rita
why doesn't he meeta
so him and the bun
who now lived in the sun
had plenty of fun
so when it was spring
none of them became king
instead they sang
about ying and yang
but not all people wanted peace
the went into a bed far out in the east
no noises were made
they might've just fade
also sank into the ocean
made a seasick motion
threw up on the couch
not even in a pouch
so dwarf puffers cried
because the big bun died
his sports game was tied
so he mied
see u happy
as u ate his last mappy

[guppyguppyfish]

none about me:sad: (jk)

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named guppy fish
she slipped and fell in a big dish
that was all full of ice cream
and a bad dream
about then big bun in the sun
if his bed was really that fun
and maybe dwarf puffers
will give u some mufflers
that taste like tracy
or even mgrady

[daayda3]

haha, that was funny:D

[kuhliloach]

u come up with one!

[daayda3]

ok, but either tonight or tomorrow, i g2g

[kuhliloach]

wahhhh!

[mee-mee]

none about me:sad: (jk)
here's another

There once was a young lady named GuppyGuppyFish
Who made a real HUGE wish
She wished she was a Guppy
But instead became a Puppy
That turned into a Dog
That sat on a log
Then turned into a Cat
That swam in a vat.

While swimming around
She came across a Clown
The clown granted her one more wish
And she was finally turned into a GUPPYGUPPYFISH:clap:

[Dwarf Puffers]

btw kuhli, mine was longer and made more sense (does the more sense part take off points?? :joke:)

[kuhliloach]

yes!

[daayda3]

One day, kuhliloach walked to his house,
And thats when he saw a mouse
He screamed, and shouted
And everyone thought that the mouse had eaten his cheese
So everyone came to kuhliloach's house
To find that mouse
And all along,
The mouse that kuhliloach saw,
was only his cat,
Eating that little rat,
and kuhliloach never saw the mouse after that.:rolleyes:

[kuhliloach]

one day i saw DD3
she was burning her eyes on a PSP
the game was about a flee
who was eating me
so let it be
she scraped her knee
i poured on some tea
that start with a G
and doesnt taste like pee!

[daayda3]

:hang: o..k...lol

[kuhliloach]

don't make me do one about your cat!

[mee-mee]

don't make me do one about your cat!

OHOH let me plzzzz

Smokey Puff Puff
Goes Ruff Ruff
He/she cant meow
Becuz he/she is a chow
Who dresses up like a kitten
So he/she can wear a mitten
To stick his/her paw in the tank
To catch a little fish
And make a little dish
To surprise mama
And mama goes WAWA
Cuz mama's fish is gone
And scolds Smokey about right and wrong

[daayda3]

:laugh: :laugh::clap:

[mee-mee]

:hi: :hi: :dance2: :girl:

[kuhliloach]

mee mee u may be inheriting my genious(or u're just good!)



there once was a kitty naimed smokey puff puff
he was smoking and said was enough 'nough
the scent was too tuff
it's fur was all ruff
choked on an ear muff
then the pound put him in paw-cuff

because the kitty indeed
put weed where it pee'd
but will he need
enough to feed
or take the leed
at throwing more beed(s)

when DD3 cleaned the litterbox
she caught the bug for chicken pox
and the cat got the weed from a fox in sox
with his sweet and soft locks
and the ticker tox
he get nox dead

[mee-mee]

Must be...I use to write poems when I was in high school (like omg 21 years ago :sad: :sad: :sad: :thud: :thud: ). You are just rubbing off on me.......:bowing: :bowing:

[mee-mee]

There was a young gent named KuhliLoach
who had a pet cock roach
He would feed the roach corn flakes
and all kinds of cakes

Then one day the roach got too big
So KL rolled in in a fig
and sprinkled it with sugar
And topped it with a booger (:thud: )

His loaches were very hungry
and all of them were sundry (separate)
So he had to cut up the roach
and feed each individual loach.....

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named mee mee
when he laughed it sounds like hee hee
but when a person with a golf tee
rolled in a puddle of wee wee
so he joined him and some other flea
but forgot the key
so he asked she
for a kick in the knee
but got one small green pea
and with a smile he said oh gee
towards his aunt lee!

[guppyguppyfish]

hmmm...interesting:dance:

[mee-mee]

there once was a member named mee mee
when he laughed it sounds like hee hee
but when a person with a golf tee
rolled in a puddle of wee wee
so he joined him and some other flea
but forgot the key
so he asked she
for a kick in the knee
but got one small green pea
and with a smile he said oh gee
towards his aunt lee!

Hate to say but I AM A WOMAN :dance2: :dance2:
and my aunt's name is Shelley (but ya were close)
(by the way love the new av...)
and and and and and He is a MINNESOTAN... born in Duluth, MN....:dance: :dance:

[kuhliloach]

good to know!

[daayda3]

Ahem:
When kuhliloach went to the store,
he wanted to buy, more and more
he looked for CD'S
then he saw a bee, who stung him on the knee
he ran up and down the isles,
screaming as he went
and triped up the stairs
then he finally packed,
thanks to the bee
he never came back.

:huh:
oh well...

[kuhliloach]

all this inspires me to buy some orange juice!

(helps my throat after riming so much!)



i went to the store for some orange juice
but got my hair eaten by a moose
his teeth were so loose
i shoved in a goose
and now he rides the caboose!

[mee-mee]

KUHLI LOACH, KUHLI LOACH
ATE A BIG ROACH
HE BURPED UP THE LEGS
AND LAID SOME EGGS

KUHLI LOACH, KUHLI LOACH
LIKES TO GO COACH
HE HATES FIRST CLASS
HE THINKS ITS FOR THE CRASS

KUHLI LOACH, KUHLI LOACH
DOES NOT LIKE TO POACH
HE WILL STOP ANYONE WHO WILL TRY
TO SMUGGLE LARGE FISH EVEN SMALL FRY

KUHLI LOACH IS HIS USERNAME AND KUHLI LOACHES IS HIS GAME.....

[kuhliloach]

?

[mee-mee]

AAAHHHH dont ask :coffee2: :duh: :huh: that one got away from me

[kuhliloach]

along time ago in a galaxy far far away
there lived a poster named meemee
her favorite comics were done by stanlee
the brand was called marvel
worth more than a marble
she had one big stack
out way in the back
some were stained with coke
but that was part of the joke
the best music at the time was folk
created by a wrinkled slow poke
with not much ammunition
she was put to submition
the music was stollen
my ollen mc' mollen
who was mee mee's dad
and that was the fad
which made people mad
extremely glad
and very sad
when called the young lads
mee mee had 5 cd's
done by the bee's
who don't shave there knee's
unless you say please
but will refuse cheese
because it kills of the flease
that eat golfers tea's
and thats what they farm
and's tatooed on there arms
don't set off the alarms
or she'll spill lucky charms
so don't by mee mee's records
cause tthere guitars can't do chords
unless u by the right one
there will be none
then where's the fun
that shone from the sun
onto your hot dog bun
who just beatup a nun
so mee mee's been shunned
because she had no pet loon
to feed with a spoon
under the moon
with a good tune!

[mee-mee]

Now that one rocked.....thanks KL

An Ode to Kuhli Loach....

Once upon a time in a land far away
There was a young man who liked to rhyme each and every day
He would write some really cool poems that made a lot of sense
Most of his poems were thin while others were dense
He could rhyme any word
That anyone has ever heard
Pick one word he would say
And that word would be a poem in so many a different way
He loved to make poem after poem after poem
And wherever he would roam
He would find objects and such
And write poems oh so very much
Just give him a word
And watch him write a poem
That no one has ever heard
And when you read it
That he is at home
Waiting for the next bit
To write a poem while he is on a roam...:bowing: :bowing:

[kuhliloach]

one day mee mee got a new car
with it's milage it could'nt go very far
without stopping stopping for gas
every three mile pass
but ran over the grass
but when she could pass
a big tall glass
very very fast
she was the very last
on a journey through the past
she started a dream that could last
in the dry and vast
scales of her cast
and she got it from a bruise
that a moose tried to glues
now she sings the blues
for her only gass fuse
that wasnt in the news
but did in fact lose
her big bunny shoes
that came in two's
one resembles you
since your the lucky few
thats very new
you won't have a clue
why her cow says moo
or even wants to chew
on that brown smelly goo
from the senator wu
he will report your head
for having fun in mee mee's bed
that she naimed ted
even fred
didn't like mee mee's bread
'cause it's full of lead
so take your med(s)
so that bread flead
to the US
who would've guessed
that mee mee's possesed
and failed a test
for the very best
that resebled a crest
or a chicken breast
that could dance in the west
and sleep in a bird nest
without a hairy chest
she can't go on a quest
for all those who are skinny
who need an old ninny
be fore she quit
she through a fit
like an oven mit
smiling for a skit
advertising a buiscit
and she had lit
the light to help nit
and yelled holy $#!%
for the thought
that she bought
a dress with a not
and almost got caught
lying in the parking lot
and got shot
and totaly forgot
about her fathers yaught
she saw on tv
a big fat bee
stinging her knee
for all those they
shed on there fleas
balancing a cup of tea
and she never was naughty
when it came to the potty
that's why nobody called her a hotty!

[FishyFry]

there once was a poster named yofishboy
who thought with forum threads he could toy.
how could he know where it led,
he's sorry he started this thread,
it's gotten out of hand and there's no joy.

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named fishfry
with all these posts he could'nt denie
that he ruined the fun
that was neccesary un
he makes me really wanna cry!

[FL22]

so you all have way too much time on your hands...lol!

[kuhliloach]

ha ha!

[Woofy]

There once was a wench named jess
who's wenchy technique was a mess
i showed her the way
to make a geek stay
she shall make a good wench still
and with men learn to be pure evil

[FishyFry]

there once was a member named fishfry
with all these posts he could'nt denie
that he ruined the fun
that was neccesary un
he makes me really wanna cry!


thanks for proving my point.

[Woofy]

there once was a wench named fishlady
whos sweet looks can be very shady
she is quite a fox
who has my special box
she has kept it now for a while
wish would explain her constant smile :D

[captaincaveman9]

There once was a poster named woofy
Who drove most of the forum goofy
They tried to get her
To write them answers
About if they could ever come visit her

[captaincaveman9]

Once there was Fish Lady
Who made some of us go crazy
She looked like a saint
But you really would faint
Because she hid her horn well like she’s shady

[Woofy]

There once was a guy named captaincaveman
who likes M&M's like only he can
a sweet heart and smile
but innocent for a while
he can be a little evil on most days
the wenches taught him his new geek ways

[captaincaveman9]

There once was a poster named Jessica
She looked in the chat at the rest of ya
She’s leave chat in a hurry
Causing some of us to worry
That our smells offended the rest of ya

[captaincaveman9]

There once was a poster named Mr U
Who’s work mad us wander “what do you do?”
He always had a quick wit
But could throw such a fit
If he had to work late past all of you.

[captaincaveman9]

There once was a poster named J Dub
Who in your stupid comments he would rub
He makes you crack up
And when you run out of luck
He would point out your fault as he cracks up

[jessicar613]

OMG you guys are cracking me up now!!!


There once was a poster named mg
Who lurked in the chat until three
thats what we all thought
til we realized he was just a bot
and was generating pokemon, hot dogs, and I win automaticalee

:p:

[Woofy]

There once was a guy named Germanman
saw his pic and through my mind he ran
a kitty i did send
and won in the end
he makes good PANCAKES like no one can ;)

[FishyFry]

Now you're all rockin'!

[Dwarf Puffers]

Why, Jebus, WHY?!?!?!?!

I have a betta
hes a nasty little guy
he tried to kill his tankmates
he almost made me cry! :sad:

He hates his female betta
he tried to kill her too
he looked her in the retna
and bit her through and through.

I want him to leave
yet I want him to stay
hes got more tricks up his sleeve
and he'll make me pay!!

But really, I love him
hes my pride; hes my joy
He really doesnt hate me;
hes just an agressive little boy.

But alas, I cannot believe that
He has a large mean streak
He bites like any giant rat
His table manners REEK!

He is very, very spoiled
with his bloodworms and his shrimp
and no matter if I've toiled
he makes me feel just like a wimp!

So salute to this cool betta
hes a very cool old friend
and like I just saida,
his cockyness just wont end!!
____________________________________

TADA!! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Woofy]

Why do people have to kill it and get stupid?

[Dwarf Puffers]

Srry, thought that made more sense them something like Kuhli's (No offense whatsoever)... And atleast that one is true :(

[captaincaveman9]

There once was a poster named Boofish
She was spunky and made all the guys wish
She was quick with a joke
And at your pride she would poke
Until you thought of her more than just a dish

[mee-mee]

There was a young lady named Woofy
Who thought everyone was Goofy
But she still likes us anyway
Because we love to Play
On GCC each and everyday:dance2: :)

[mee-mee]

There was a website called AC
A million to break: it has to be
MFK cannot win the race
All of us at AC have to come in first place
So let's post and post and post
And be the most, most, most

[Mgamer20o0]

lol sounds good....

[kuhliloach]

has anyone started a dangerous fire?
that has melted or burst a big rubber tire
then you my friend are ready to hire
out in the middle of an old fred meyer
when you try to climb up even higher and higher

you land on some glass
that made you bleed in the ***
with such a small mass
u bought ten pounds of grass
scented with bass

so welcome i say
in the month of may
no more of that rollin' around in the hay
for dive bombing bunnies with thick french accents will see the movie chey!
(how ever you spell that)
but not today
cause your hair turned grey
so there me and the bunnies lay
with not really a way

to say......"HOW' YOU DOIN'?"

[jessicar613]

Wow... I must be getting really sleepy. That made sense, sort of.

[kuhliloach]

i forgot if it was supposed to or not?

[kuhliloach]

there once was a cheap little game boy
who was lost but found on the big toy
its colored quarteroye
and now will keep saying doy!

[kuhliloach]

i once ate a cracker,
which in my backpack i would packer
for i might be a slacker
the cracker might be right backer
so now it will to me attacker

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named ghost knife
who was both greed and strong in his life
so he came in to chat
and asked for a hat
when with a picture of a bat
GK became really fat
so he road on his cat
all over the mat
and the left the chat open!

[kuhliloach]

there once was an old pair of sneakers
that could fit it the tiniest beakers
when they got out they ran
but got hit by a fan
and were served in a pan on weakers

[kuhliloach]

There once was a member named Horchata
who went to taco for an enchilada
it was love at first bite
and it lasted longer than the night
just be glad it wasn't a gordata.

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named j double r
spending most of his time on AC his life didn't get very far.
so he complained in the rumor thread
his face turning bright red
then relaxed at a bar

[kuhliloach]

they say that kuhli sold catnip
each dose just enough to cover your upper lip
some deny what it was
and explain what it does
and now my cat's on a hawaiin trip.

[The Zigman]

there once was a loach named kuhli
who often acts a bit Loony
he revived an old thread
that we thought was long dead
now we all think he's a lil goofy!

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named zigman
who's seceret identidy malone sam
he works on the show cheers
offering people beers
and signs autograph's for his favorite fans.

[Lady G]

LMAO!! I remember when this thread started....it cracked me up, and still does!!!:perv:

[kuhliloach]

LMAO!! I remember when this thread started....it cracked me up, and still does!!!:perv:

you should come up with a "poem" sometime, it's fun.

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named lady G
on every single test she scored a "D"
she got tutored by a bee
who thought she was a he
and now takes it on tours around the sea

[Lady G]

you should come up with a "poem" sometime, it's fun.

LMAO!! Oh, I'm not any good at stuff like this!!!!!!!!!

[kuhliloach]

just try it, it doesn't have to make any sense!

[Lady G]

There once was this Mod called Niko...
then one day where'd he go?
Along came another with his name sake
Going by the SC of...... Reefscape
Joking and playing he seemed the same
It's our lost Niko..with a new name

OK, there it's short and silly but it's one none the less:silly:

[kuhliloach]

there once was a friendly fork
who everybody considered a dork
he proved himself useful
by being a handy food tool
and now will never go out of work.

[kuhliloach]

there once was a grey cat
who got famous by wearing a hat
could perform human actions
even starred in famous attractions
but soon got out ranked by a bat.

[Lady G]

There once was a poster names Kuhli
He made everyone want to say phooy

Tried to be in the mafia once or twice
then decided it wasn't very nice

He should try again sometime
just don't smell to much pine

Posting pics of his sunny window with no sun
made it not so much fun

[kuhliloach]

lady G still would remember
something as far back as september
she would never let it drop
feels like beating me with a mop
and for now i won't play mafia but stay a member

[kuhliloach]

there once was a member named easydoesit
who came to this forum without even a starter kit
she likes to post
without boast
just be glad she hasn't thrown a fit

this thread gets kind of borring when i'm the main one posting here, anyone else gonna join or should i let it die?

[boofish2]

actually kuhli I think we all somewhat enjoy reading your silly poems. You're the star of this thread, go ahead and own it Kuhli!!!!!!:grinyes:

[Lady G]

lady G still would remember
something as far back as september
she would never let it drop
feels like beating me with a mop
and for now i won't play mafia but stay a member

LMAO...you know I was just playin ya right!!!:grinyes:

[kuhliloach]

sometimes it feels like i'm talking to myself
lining up poems on a never ending shelf
though some appreciate it
and others despise and would rather knit
i should continue but others you could add some yourself

[kuhliloach]

suddenly I scared everyone away
hopefully it's not permanet, not even a day
sorry if my last post seemed mean
sometimes i say things in ways I don't mean

[kuhliloach]

it's dark at night, but never too borring
not late enough for anyone to be snorring
though one cat's hungry, enough to be roaring
right by a window where rain is pouring

I go to the fridge and pull out a can
she comes running over as fast as she can
to me it smells awful, sililair to spam
after that in the litterbox theirs a river and dam

back over here in a comfortable chair
realising i need to shower, looking at my hair
the cat comes over so skinny, she could be at a fair
climbing up the curtains i hope she wouldn't tair

[Lady G]

There once was a mod named Gamer
Would gag anyone that was a flamer
hmmm, well, and pancakes were his favorite words
on Fridays he sits naked typing and watching birds
chat is where we thought he lived
then found out to kids his life he gived

[kuhliloach]

when she oppened the closet she suddenly saw,
a blast from the past, a cast of a paw
remembering the evening when she was attacked
and how her friends lied to her when they said she'd be backed

showing it to her child who said it's from a cat
he reccomended protection by using a baseball bat
"it's to late now, the things already dead"
"i spent the whole year in a hospital bed!"

throwing it back like she didn't see anything
the kid on his bike went to burger king
the wife wanted a cheeseburger not one or three
just the right amount would improve her memory

for those of you who like almost serious poems...

[Easydoesit]

there once was a member named easydoesit
who came to this forum without even a starter kit
she likes to post
without boast
just be glad she hasn't thrown a fit

psht.




there once was a member named kuhliloach
who likes to smoke anything, even his cats roach
this kind of messed with his head
he should go to bed
but hed rather be on AC making a post

[kuhliloach]

my cat doesn't catch roaches
if she could she'd find bigger animals to poaches
but inside my house
theres not even a mouse
but only a bearded dragons to approaches.

[Dwarf Puffers]

There was once a kuhli named loach,
Who made so many rhymes, he hired a coach,
The coach told him he made little sense,
So kuhli got mad, fired him and hence,
Kuhli makes less sense than before,
He should start making his rhymes to the floor,
'Cause he thinks nobody cares,
'Bout all his verbal wears,
When really, everyone has pulled up new chairs,
So finally when kuhli realised this,
He ran back at full speed, seeking a kiss,
Although no one here gave him that,
They assured him they'd stay, and there they sat,
Listening to his rhymes all day,
For they had little else to do, no work and no play,
And until the third week had passed,
There they sat, and nobody asked,
When will this nonsense end,
Around the corner? There is no bend!
Straightforward, the road, no curves and no hills,
Maybe kuhli should ask for some pills,
So kuhli went to a store,
And got his chill pills, and his poems were no more,
Everyone grew bored, and started to say,
"Where's kuhli now? We want him to stay!"
So now he's back for good, with his foolish little game,
And all the while earning, all of that fame!

Now I feel like Dr.Seus :silly:

[kuhliloach]

good job!

a pencil layed in the middle of the floor
sitting so innocent, yellow and poor
with the eraser touching the kitchen door
it could've been longer, 3 centimeters more
it's only one fabulous thing on our wonderful tour
of the earths lonely and misshapen core
you'll have to pay a hundred n' four
to pick up that pencil and throw it off shore
but it might blow up a submarine in this war
said the magical crow, king of folklore
he would with this pencil across the ocean soar
as long as the lion roar

[Easydoesit]

ps im out of this forum. nice bunch of people here.

[kuhliloach]

you mean your leaving AC
for eternity?

[Easydoesit]

later gator

[kuhliloach]

why?

[Lady G]

Why..oh why...
He says to the sky
she was just here a bit
did I make her through a fit
what did we do
to make her untrue
don't leave us, don't leave us
if you do, he'll surly cuss

[Dwarf Puffers]

Lol, Kuhli, G... Cya Easy, don't know why you're leaving AC, but gl I guess :confused:


Easydoesit left alone,
No last calls upon the phone,
Nobody knew why she had gone,
Is this a hoax? Is this a con?
But, no, alas, it was indeed true;
Dear East had left, and her tank, too...

:)

[kuhliloach]

Lol, Kuhli, G... Cya Easy, don't know why you're leaving AC, but gl I guess :confused:


Easydoesit left alone,
No last calls upon the phone,
Nobody knew why she had gone,
Is this a hoax? Is this a con?
But, no, alas, it was indeed true;
Dear East had left, and her tank, too...

:)

dwarf you make it sound like she died
but i guess it's her choice to decide
if she would leave us without a trace
before i could even press the bar space

but where did she go
on another forum did she find more info
i can't think of any reason why
there was such nice people here that would bake her a pie.

[Dwarf Puffers]

dwarf you make it sound like she died
but i guess it's her choice to decide
if she would leave us without a trace
before i could even press the bar space

but where did she go
on another forum did she find more info
i can't think of any reason why
there was such nice people that would bake her a pie.

I don't bake pies. I eats tem. :drool:

kuhli, kuhli, with his pie,
he sees a cloud up in the sky,
while others see lions, balls and snakes,
kuhli sees pies he wants to bake,
kuhli can cook? I wouldn't'a guess'd,
I thought he'd eat them, and leave a mess,
guess it goes to show, only kuhli knows,
what kuhli likes, eats and shows

:D