Have a case of MTS, but having trouble explaining to your parents/spouse/landlord/evil overlord/etc. why you need a new tank? Just borrow one (or more) of these handy excuses, and blow them away with the pure force of your logic! :Angel:
-You see three setups in the classifieds
-You have such a wide variety of fish foods that you need a wider variety of fish to feed them to
-You read on AC that your 10 1” oscars won’t do well in a 10g – only one 10” in a tank this size, dummy! (kidding, but why is it ALWAYS a 10” oscar in a 10g used to argue against the inch-per-gallon rule?)
-It’s important to test the structural integrity of the floor to its very limit
-They’re breeding, they’re breeeeding
-You need bigger, more predatory fish to consume your roommate’s tasty remains (along with a nutritionally complete staple food, of course)
-You bought too much gravel for the last tank, and need another one to use it in
-Maybe if you had a few more tanks you could charge admission! :dance:
I know you guys can think of more…
-You see three setups in the classifieds
-You have such a wide variety of fish foods that you need a wider variety of fish to feed them to
-You read on AC that your 10 1” oscars won’t do well in a 10g – only one 10” in a tank this size, dummy! (kidding, but why is it ALWAYS a 10” oscar in a 10g used to argue against the inch-per-gallon rule?)
-It’s important to test the structural integrity of the floor to its very limit
-They’re breeding, they’re breeeeding
-You need bigger, more predatory fish to consume your roommate’s tasty remains (along with a nutritionally complete staple food, of course)
-You bought too much gravel for the last tank, and need another one to use it in
-Maybe if you had a few more tanks you could charge admission! :dance:
I know you guys can think of more…


