"Blonde Jokes"

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Corvina

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OKAY, this is not here to insult blondes, just to share in the fun of all the 'Blonde Jokes' out there.
(Blonde is Beautiful) :)
I'll start with:

"How do you put a sparkle in a blonde girls eyes?"
"You shine a flashlight in her ear"
 

jpappy789

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A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.
She ran into one of her friends.

Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"

She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag.

The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess
how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one."

The blonde says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many
fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
 

Sovran

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3 blondes walked into a building




you would have thought at least 1 of them would have seen it.
 

Dwarf Puffers

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A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.
She ran into one of her friends.

Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"

She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag.

The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess
how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one."

The blonde says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many
fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
LMAO!! :hitting:
 

KingOfTheDeep

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A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
 

KingOfTheDeep

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
 

KingOfTheDeep

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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
 
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