Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is like a box of chocolates

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and h(beepd)y. If you see him without an e(beep)n, make him a sandwich.


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

teach a person to use the internet

and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile

when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00

and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

Removed...Niko

words with (beep) once had political affiliation, or big people words so I replaced them with (beep), fill in the words that you would like to see there.
 
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rwspear76

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You spelled chocolates wrong, and I HATE Forrest Gump lol
 
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rwspear76

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#1 thought for 2008 : Smile, it makes people wonder what you are up to.:grinyes::devil::headbang2::)
 
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