So this is a real story, this isnt a joke I found online somewhere...
Last weekend, me and my GF were at the chinese restaraunt, I was having some Beef Kow, and she had sweet & Sour chicken, and there was this dufus in the restaraunt eating...alone... he finished his meal, I couldn't tell what it was maybe some mooshu pork, and proceeded up to the cashier.
So the owner of the place is the cashier, a middle aged chinese guy, who speaks very good english.. Anyway the dufus, he was wearing shorts by the way, has a very large tattoo on his leg of some chinese lettering...
The restaraunt owner sees the ink, and says "thats an interesting tatoo, what does it mean?"
the dufus says " I fear no man, I have had that tatoo for over 15 years!"
to which the restaraunt owner says, "well, thats not what it says"
the doof says "well what does it mean then?"
"I am Funeral Man" the guy responds!
I cracked up!! this doof has had the inkjob for 15 years, and didnt even know what it meant!!
The the Doof says, "after 15 years, you't think I would know what it meant!"
And I thought to myself... "yeah before I got something PERMANENTLY tattoo'd on myself, I'd find out what it meant..."
then I finshed my fortune cookie, mine said something stupid, while the GF's said her career is about to improve, and we left...
Oh yeah, there is a 55 gal tank in ther with 2 black moors, 5 tiger barbs, 2 paradise fish and a handful of albino corey cats... without a heater..
Last weekend, me and my GF were at the chinese restaraunt, I was having some Beef Kow, and she had sweet & Sour chicken, and there was this dufus in the restaraunt eating...alone... he finished his meal, I couldn't tell what it was maybe some mooshu pork, and proceeded up to the cashier.
So the owner of the place is the cashier, a middle aged chinese guy, who speaks very good english.. Anyway the dufus, he was wearing shorts by the way, has a very large tattoo on his leg of some chinese lettering...
The restaraunt owner sees the ink, and says "thats an interesting tatoo, what does it mean?"
the dufus says " I fear no man, I have had that tatoo for over 15 years!"
to which the restaraunt owner says, "well, thats not what it says"
the doof says "well what does it mean then?"
"I am Funeral Man" the guy responds!
I cracked up!! this doof has had the inkjob for 15 years, and didnt even know what it meant!!
The the Doof says, "after 15 years, you't think I would know what it meant!"
And I thought to myself... "yeah before I got something PERMANENTLY tattoo'd on myself, I'd find out what it meant..."
then I finshed my fortune cookie, mine said something stupid, while the GF's said her career is about to improve, and we left...
Oh yeah, there is a 55 gal tank in ther with 2 black moors, 5 tiger barbs, 2 paradise fish and a handful of albino corey cats... without a heater..
