Professional Rivalries...
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Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a Coke."
"No problem," says the attorney, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."
While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other physician says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the attorney obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe and spits in it.
The lawyer comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the attorney slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?"
Mr. Farmer John vs. Mrs. Farmer John...
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A farmer walks into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, May I help you?
The farmer says, Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.
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The attorney asks, Well, do you have any grounds?
The farmer replies, Yeah. I got about 140 acres.
The attorney says, No, you dont understand. Do you have a case?
The farmer says, No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
The attorney says, No you dont understand, I mean do you have a grudge?
The farmer says, Yeah, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere.
The attorney says, No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?
The farmer says, Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.
The exasperated attorney says, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
The farmer says, No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.
Finally, the attorney asks, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
And the farmer replies, Well, I cain't never have a meaningful conversation with her!
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Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a Coke."
"No problem," says the attorney, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."
While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other physician says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the attorney obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe and spits in it.
The lawyer comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the attorney slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?"
Mr. Farmer John vs. Mrs. Farmer John...
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A farmer walks into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, May I help you?
The farmer says, Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.
...
The attorney asks, Well, do you have any grounds?
The farmer replies, Yeah. I got about 140 acres.
The attorney says, No, you dont understand. Do you have a case?
The farmer says, No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
The attorney says, No you dont understand, I mean do you have a grudge?
The farmer says, Yeah, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere.
The attorney says, No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?
The farmer says, Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.
The exasperated attorney says, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
The farmer says, No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.
Finally, the attorney asks, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
And the farmer replies, Well, I cain't never have a meaningful conversation with her!
