(2)A Duck Walks Into A Bar../Getting it right...

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A Duck Walks Into A Bar...
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."
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Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?


Getting it right...
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Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get ya?" asks the bartender.

"Blood," orders the first vampire.
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"Make it two," says the second.

The bartender looks at the third. "What about you, buddy?"

"Plasma," says the vampire.

"Okay," replies the barman. "Let me make sure I've got this straight. Two bloods and a blood light."
 

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