Since its almost thanksgiving- a recipe to be shared

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TwoTankAmin

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[SIZE=+2]How to Cook a Turkey


[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out[/SIZE][SIZE=+2]

Enjoy your holiday [/SIZE]:cheers:[SIZE=+2]
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GCL

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Thank you! for sharing these tips.
It gave me the incentive to find my recipe for "Roasted Turkey with Fried Pecan-Bourbon Glaze".
I added your recipe tips, #s, 10 and 18 and the tukey tasted sO much better!

Cracks me up every time I read it.:)
 
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