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greeneyedlady

Duchess of Comedy
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BUMPER STICKERS




Stickers You Would Like To See




Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***.



Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"



The proctologist called
...they found your head.



Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.



Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.



Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.



I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.



WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.



Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.



Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.



If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out
by itself.



Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!



Welcome to America
...now speak English
 

Dangerdoll

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Aug 27, 2002
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Reefscape said:
And one of my old favorites
"Have you driven over a Ford lately?"
hrumph!!



I saw one once placed on the bumper of the trailer of an 18-wheeler on the Turnpike. The lettering was very small but the traffic was bumper to bumper.... the sticker said...

If you are close enough to read this sticker....SMILE when you go under!
 

MamaBarb

Still crazy after all these years
Oct 17, 2003
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Saw this one just the other day-

My dropout is ****ing your honor student!

And a T-shirt I saw -

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
 
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