>
> Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent
> product you have! I've used it all through my married life as my Mom
> always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it
> even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my
> new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to
> berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain
> in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot
> of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
> bargain detergent but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to
> the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
> alternative and, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came
> out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
> yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then
> my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a
> suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
> through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank
> you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I
> have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
> Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent
> product you have! I've used it all through my married life as my Mom
> always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it
> even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my
> new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to
> berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain
> in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot
> of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
> bargain detergent but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to
> the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
> alternative and, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came
> out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
> yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then
> my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a
> suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
> through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank
> you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I
> have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.