Having a bad day?

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greeneyedlady

Duchess of Comedy
Jul 4, 2002
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There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A.M.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No
one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11
A.M. on Sundays. So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11 A.M., all the doctors and nurses nervously wait
outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was
all about. Just when the clock struck 11... The part-time Sunday floor
maintenance man entered the room and unplugged the life support system
and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?
 
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