An American meets a Frenchman

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greeneyedlady

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Jul 4, 2002
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An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants,
> bread,
> butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next
> to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a
> conversation.
>
> Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
>
> American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
> Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only
> eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
> transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The
> Frenchman has a smirk on
> his face.
>
> The American listens in silence.
>
> The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>
> American: "Of Course."
>
> Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
>
> "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
> the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
> them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
>
> After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
> France?"
>
> Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
>
> American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
>
> Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
>
> American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle
> them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
>
>
 

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