meeting people from a fish store

This thread has become one of my favourites on here haha. Even better just turn up with a fish sandwich, look longingly into her eyes and say 'how about it baby, me, you and this fishy chew chew' Tell me what you think haha

but the fish sandwich breath?

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inexcusable! you should see if she has any friends that don't stink so much.

If your next post isn't bragging about how she said yes, or singing the blues because she shot you down, you son are the stuff I used to shovel out of chicken houses! How do you stand the suspense? Just do it!

ssuchem13 said:

... and i dont really need much from there at the moment

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Apparently you do otherwise this thread wouldn't exist.

this is how i would react Me: hello maam, would you like to go out on a date with me? her: umm sure?, we just met but yes i would love to Me: *while in hsi head, SCORE* thanks! *gives her my number* call me tonight her: will do and by the way, you like fish sandwhiches? cause i would love it if you took me out for some me: ok ( in head: YUCK YUCK! dont like fish sandwhichs lol ) her: cal you tonight *two years later*her: would you want to go out for fish sandwhiches?me: hun i think its time i tell you, i hate fish sandwhichs, always have and always will ( hate eating fish for that matter ) her: ....*one week later*me; what happened? why did she break up * the end *LMAO

"Hello ma'am," probably isn't the best opener, unless you're into dating older ladies...

hmm

See in LBF's scenario she dumped him because he doesn't like fish sandwiches. This is key to everything.