[excuzzzeme] 8:09 am: do corn dogs grow on a stalk?
[Somervell] 8:07 am: No, Ram. Everyone knows that you don't grow mini hotdogs. You have to wrangle
them on a mini-hot dog ranch.
[Somervell] 8:10 am: There's no sport in hunting corn dogs. None at all. They just look up at you with
those big old eyes and BLAMMO!
[Somervell] 8:25 am: But like snakes, I hear that corndogs don't blink. They have no eyelids.
[Somervell] 8:43 am: Elementary school.. Hmm.. how many decades ago was that for me? No, Bio. It's
ugly and sloppy. Just wrong.