Australia offers the worlds best job.

Where do I apply?
 
sorry guys.. hate to break it to you, but they just hired me. don't mean to burst anybody's bubble...

here's the first picture from my new mansion, taken yesterday. it's got a wonderful birds eye view of the vegetation, and a handy dandy clothes line:

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