Charlie waits in the alley a full five minutes. JL has never been late. He is often early in fact, with a batch of freshly cooked potatoes. John does obsess about his potatoes, and it shows. "They are the tastiest 'tatoes in town", he would often remark. Charlie decides to go knock on the door of Lil'John's hut, though he knows John doesn't like it when he does this. As he rounds the corner of the alley, the horror that greets him is almost unbelievable. Charlie's legs abandon him and he drops to the ground. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", he screams. Charlie sobs as he thinks of the potatoes he will never eat again. And of whats his name, the guy who cooked the potatoes. Charlie's heart turns cold, and his thoughts to revenge...