Mafia #12

Meet Charlie. A 32 year old Shoe Shine Boy. Tired of life and the way things are going he decides to rob a liquor store, but on the way in he has a sudden change of heart and his conscience comes into play...
"Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out of the drawer you better think of the consequences"
"Who are you?"
"Don't you know me? I'm your conscience"
"That's nonsense. Go in grab for the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs. Borrow a red dress and one of her blonde wigs. Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades"
"Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to, the whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you. Think about it before you walk in the door first. Look at the store clerk. She's older than George Burns."
"Man screw that. Do this pit. Hit that lick. Can you afford to blow this hit? Are you that rich? Why should you care if you scare her to death? Are you that chick? Do you really think she gives a crap if you have kids?"
"Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it. Not over this list. Drop the biscuit. Don't even listen to him, dude he's bad for you"
"You know what man, I don't like your attitude!!!"

(I hope i don't get sued by Dr.Dre)

Oh man Charlie, you're starting out with Eminem lyrics?
 
I vote to lynch Colonel Mustard with the tooth pick and table leg!
 
Look who's back, back again, Sandy's back, tell a friend!!!



Could you say sleep one more time? :raspberry:

Can you tell I wasn't happy about being up and going to work and wanted nothing more but to jump back into bed?
 
Meet Charlie. A 32 year old Shoe Shine Boy. Tired of life and the way things are going he decides to rob a liquor store, but on the way in he has a sudden change of heart and his conscience comes into play...
"Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out of the drawer you better think of the consequences"
"Who are you?"
"Don't you know me? I'm your conscience"
"That's nonsense. Go in grab for the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs. Borrow a red dress and one of her blonde wigs. Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades"
"Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to, the whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you. Think about it before you walk in the door first. Look at the store clerk. She's older than George Burns."
"Man screw that. Do this pit. Hit that lick. Can you afford to blow this hit? Are you that rich? Why should you care if you scare her to death? Are you that chick? Do you really think she gives a crap if you have kids?"
"Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it. Not over this list. Drop the biscuit. Don't even listen to him, dude he's bad for you"
"You know what man, I don't like your attitude!!!"

(I hope i don't get sued by Dr.Dre)


Just for rapping I should vote for you.

Want on my good side you'll post some metal lyrics.
 
Yeehaw! Good to be playing again!

I don't see anything too exciting yet, but DP's vote / unvote is a bit weird for day 1. Plus he's checking his pants... It's also a bit strange for JL to vote for someone other than the first RP in the game. Although I did call him a smelly vagrant n the signup thread. :)

Sandy- until you can convince my IT department that hobby sites shouldn't be banned, I'm out of luck when I'm in the office.
 
Cousin Pete has gained some smarts since before. He dun thinks he knows what to do now.

I vote to lynch Dwarf Puffers for role playing! That dirty little man!


Voting for yourself? Thats almost as bad as when you posted darn innocent again lol

I retract my vote to lynch Dwarf Puffers! He seems like a nice guy, and we're similar. We both like cheese and gettin' drunk. I'm starting to like this guy (Hugs himself).

Then he retracts his vote. Doesn't want to be pointed out as the train conductor?

Ah, I love it when I don't have to read through 49 more pages every time I jump on...

Already letting us know you don't enjoy reading?

Ooooh, brought back a 3 month old siamese kitty today :) now I'm up to 11 cats (6 being temporary).


So cat smuggling is your specialty? Is there a big black market for cats? Does AC have a Little Asia?


I vote to lynch Colonel Mustard with the tooth pick and table leg!

Voting for a player not even in the game! Trying to CONFUSE us? huh huh huh???


LOL I had to, it was to easy.
 
Voting for yourself? Thats almost as badas when you posted darn innocent again lol

Ah, that reminds me... OH GAW DANGGIT! INNOCENT AGAYN!
 
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