What thou hath said concerning the rules of the Book of Rule is inaccurate. We no longer abide by such rules, after we found out that the rules themselves are just corrupt as the people. Thus, there hath been an order given to burn that Book at once.
However, knowing that the people must be governed, I, The Rain Maker, with the divine power and rights placed upon me, haveth risen to the throne of our great Utopia.
"Hail to the Rain Maker!"
"Hail to the Rain Maker!"
"Hail to the Rain Maker!" -chats a group of hired cheerleaders!