How about a "have you ever" game??

[FtwayneFish]

yes

Ever been chased by ostriches?

 

[boofish2]

no
Have you ever been chased by your spouse with a rolling pin?

 

[Hollygirl]

no
Have you ever been chased by your spouse with a rolling pin?

No

Have you ever gone camping?

 

[Chill]

Yes to camping

no
Have you ever been chased by your spouse with a rolling pin?

I've been chased by my-ex with a few different implements but she didn't bake so I was safe on the rolling pin

Have you ever gone camping and the only supplies you took were alcoholic

 

[Lady G]

Not intentionally

Have you ever broke a tooth

 

[Chill]

yes the same one three times - wondering whether to get it fixed again

ever break a bone

 

[Lady G]

No

Ever had staples

 

[Redneck Woman]

No

Ever cut your own hair and really messed it up?

 

[Radar]

Yes-it was not pretty

Have you ever burnt your neck with a curling iron?

 

[Bnoble]

no
have you ever broke your big toe?