You know you're a fishkeeper when.......

You know your a fishkeeper when you get ready for bed and as your turning off the tank lights you say goodnight to each fish by name
Your fridge door shelves are full of meal worms and live bloodworms and your freezer has it's own section for the fish food
You spend more time at the grocery store looking for food that your fish will like than you do for your familys food
You name all your fish
You talk to your fish as if they understand everything you are saying
You can't wait to turn the tank lights on just so you can see what they are doing
You agree or have done 90% of what everyone else in this thread has said or done
You want to take your favorite fish out of the tank just long enough to give it a big kiss and a hug and then put it back in the tank
You have fish dreams
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you know you're a fishkeeper when you're not only a member of a fish site, but a moderator to boot! ;)

in addition to the comment about your boss noticing you on the site.. i used to get yelled at constantly about "that stupid fish site" that "wasted everyone's time" ..... :D:D:D
 
you know your a fishkeeper when you contemplate matching bedroom paint colors to your fish's fins.
 
you know your a fish keeper when your wife won't let you go to the lfs anymore for fear you'll bring home another fish or two or three.
 
You know your a fishkeeper when you see a license plate that starts with BNP and you immediately think bristlenose pl*co. lol.
 
You might be a fish nut if...

... You've ever painted egg spots on your jeans before going out to a bar.

... You walking into the local fish store feels just like Norm walking into cheers.

... You've ever bought a mammal to try and kick the fish habit.

... You have a storage unit because your basement is a fish room.

... You have trouble sleeping in a strange bed, not because the mattress is too soft or the sheets smell wrong, but because you can't hear the filters.

... You find water changes more exciting than sports.

... You know who Heiko Bleher is. You care.

Got some more? Have fun with it.
 
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City workers stop by your house on water change day because they think there's a huge leak in the water system
 
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