You know you're a fishkeeper when.......

You know you're a fishkeeper when you have the little dlophin air freshner hanging from the rear view mirror of your car.
 
You know you're a fishkeeper when you have the little dlophin air freshner hanging from the rear view mirror of your car.

Or a sardine...
 
you know you're a fishkeeper when you spend a lot of money on blackout blinds for the window nearest your tanks, while the window in the bedroom has an old bedsheet for a curtain.
 
You know you are a fishkeeper when you have a high tech planted tank with pressurized co2, lights, reactors, and ferts
 
if you have ever farted and blamed it on Prime..

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You know you're a fishkeeper when your 10 year old sister can tell the difference between a baby bristlenose pleco and a baby common pleco.

You know you're a fishkeeper when you look into your tank and say "Holy snot! My Kuhli loach is gravid!" and your brother says, "Is he gonna need any medication for that?"

You know you're a fishkeeper when you would rather buy an $8 bamboo shrimp than an $8 pizza.

You know you're a fishkeeper when you get into the kind of argument that last a week because your brother siphoned gas from his truck to his jeep with your python hose and he wasn't willing to pay the 10 dollars it takes to replace it.

You know you're a fishkeeper when you spend 2 hours at your favorite LFS with 70 dollars in your pocket. (By 14 year old standards, $70 is a lot of money.)
 
You know you're a fishkeeper when eating a sardine sandwich makes you feel vaguely dirty.
/ Yummy sardines!!!
 
You know you're a fishkeeper when you intentionally avoid restaurants like Capt. D's , Long John Silver's and Red Lobster.
 
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