Mafia #70: The Time Vortex

I see where you're coming from, Jb, but I think that you're seeing what you want to in my posts. I voted Zaffy last night, and am tonight. I am confident that he is scum. I don't feel that I'm overly interested in PRs, I was reacting to the nightfall and trying to order my thoughts for the coming day. I would never try to root out a PR. That's scummy and unhelpful. I don't know what else to say to ease your mind. Please lynch Zaffy tomorrow, it will mean a lot to me.
 
I see where you're coming from, Jb, but I think that you're seeing what you want to in my posts. I voted Zaffy last night, and am tonight. I am confident that he is scum. I don't feel that I'm overly interested in PRs, I was reacting to the nightfall and trying to order my thoughts for the coming day. I would never try to root out a PR. That's scummy and unhelpful. I don't know what else to say to ease your mind. Please lynch Zaffy tomorrow, it will mean a lot to me.
Sorry, FD. If Zaffy is evil I will know tomorrow waaaay before the lynch. The problem with this game is all we have is what we see in other's posts. If I'm wrong, you have my sincerest appologies. But I have to go witih what I feel.
 
A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly...
After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking dog. He tells her he has tried to tell the dog to be quiet before and the dog always continues to bark!
There's nothing HE can do...
After another 15 minutes of barking, in frustration, the blonde wife retorts,"Well, if you won't do anything, I WILL!"
She jumps out of bed and disappears outside. A few minutes later she is back in bed.
The husband sat up in bed, and still hears the dog barking. He asks, "I thought you said you could fix the barking problem...I still hear him barking!"
She replies, "I DID fix the problem! I tied the dog in OUR yard! LET'S SEE HOW THE NEIGHBORS LIKE THAT!"
 
Internet Forum Lightbulb Maintenance

http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/jokes/top-rated/light-bulb-jokes
How many online forum group members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulb and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ".
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

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Sorry, FD. If Zaffy is evil I will know tomorrow waaaay before the lynch. The problem with this game is all we have is what we see in other's posts. If I'm wrong, you have my sincerest appologies. But I have to go witih what I feel.

RB and Rich will also need some digging into...
 
5. Once you're dead, please do not post in this thread.
 
I can't wait to see where we end up tomorrow...:wall:.
 
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