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A duck waddles into a bar, waddles up to the bartender and says,
"Got any grapes"?
The bartender looks at him and says,
"No I don't have any grapes, this is a bar. Get out of here."
The duck leaves. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles up to the bartender and says,
"you got any grapes?"
The bartender states "No! I don't have any grapes we serve booze here. If you want a drink ask for a drink, if you want grapes go to the supermarket."
The duck leaves the bar. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles back up to the bartender and says,
"You got any grapes?"
Exasperated the bartender yells at the duck,"I have already told you I don't have any grapes! Get out of here! If you come in here asking for grapes one more time I am going to nail your feet to the bar and beat you senseless with a bottle!"
The duck leaves. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles up to the bartender.
"you got any nails?"
Confused the bartender says,"NO I don't have any nails!"
The duck says,"oh, You got any grapes?"
 
Chill said:
I always bring a bottle
we'll have a Newfie wake
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Evil has never been so funny :D
 
the wizard said:
A duck waddles into a bar, waddles up to the bartender and says,
"Got any grapes"?
The bartender looks at him and says,
"No I don't have any grapes, this is a bar. Get out of here."
The duck leaves. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles up to the bartender and says,
"you got any grapes?"
The bartender states "No! I don't have any grapes we serve booze here. If you want a drink ask for a drink, if you want grapes go to the supermarket."
The duck leaves the bar. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles back up to the bartender and says,
"You got any grapes?"
Exasperated the bartender yells at the duck,"I have already told you I don't have any grapes! Get out of here! If you come in here asking for grapes one more time I am going to nail your feet to the bar and beat you senseless with a bottle!"
The duck leaves. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles up to the bartender.
"you got any nails?"
Confused the bartender says,"NO I don't have any nails!"
The duck says,"oh, You got any grapes?"
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:rofl:
 
Lady G said:
So...how was your shower Noods?
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It was good - I feel better. I do not like the humidity here in NC - I do not liek to sweat like a man! LOL
 
the wizard said:
A duck waddles into a bar, waddles up to the bartender and says,
"Got any grapes"?
The bartender looks at him and says,
"No I don't have any grapes, this is a bar. Get out of here."
The duck leaves. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles up to the bartender and says,
"you got any grapes?"
The bartender states "No! I don't have any grapes we serve booze here. If you want a drink ask for a drink, if you want grapes go to the supermarket."
The duck leaves the bar. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles back up to the bartender and says,
"You got any grapes?"
Exasperated the bartender yells at the duck,"I have already told you I don't have any grapes! Get out of here! If you come in here asking for grapes one more time I am going to nail your feet to the bar and beat you senseless with a bottle!"
The duck leaves. Five minutes later the duck comes back into the bar and waddles up to the bartender.
"you got any nails?"
Confused the bartender says,"NO I don't have any nails!"
The duck says,"oh, You got any grapes?"
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Wow, thats i nice one. And whats really funny is that it took me 3reads to get it :hitting:
 
noodles62 said:
It was good - I feel better. I do not like the humidity here in NC - I do not liek to sweat like a man! LOL
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then sweat like a woman noods. :silly:
 
So no one has any questions to ask me? OK then, we can move on now...
 
Chill said:
I don't know any jokes the mods will let me post
I don't have any mix but I have a spare razor
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:lol: :lol2::rofl:
 
noodles62 said:
It was good - I feel better. I do not like the humidity here in NC - I do not liek to sweat like a man! LOL
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... strong enough for a man, but made for a Noodles...
 
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