Usually I can decipher part of what you mean, but I don't get this entire explanation. Let me see...
Why would I be eating my own words? The point of that was to get UN's attention because he kept ignoring me. In this case I was saying that I would use them to get your attention. Nothing more.
Yeah, it's a horrendous argument. Makes no sense why anyone who found your messages would be the one locked out of the scum den. Makes more sense if it was you trying to relay messages to your team.
So basically you're saying the hidden messages are you screwing around? If so, it makes no sense why you tried to say that you were baiting people and wanted to know who would find them.
See above. Makes no sense why you are now saying that they meant nothing but before you were interested in who found them.
Right now it seems like you are desperately trying to back peddle. Your stories don't add up.