High school aged girl along with her b/f, crush, or whatever says she needs help picking out a fish. My internal alarm starts flashing, so I casually ask what size tank she has as we're walking toward the aquatics section...
girl:
Oh, a bowl about this big... (makes hand gestures mimicking a gallon-sized bowl)
me:
I'm sorry, all of the fish on this section (I pointed to all the aquariums) require a larger aquarium with a heater, filter, and all of that. If you really are looking for a fish, we have some bettas thatwould be able to live in a bowl like that.
girl makes a bad face, then asks:
How about these? (points to fancy goldfish)
me:
those also need a filter, and they actually get really big, so you can't put them on a vase.
girl:
but a friend of mine had it on a vase, and it stayed alive for............. 2 or 3 months....
me, completing her sentence:
and then it died?
girl:
yeah, but its because some people put stuff inside the bowl.
me:
well, those fish get really big, I'm sorry, I can't sell one to you if you only have a vase. It would die really quick.
girl makes an attitude-type face:
well, I still want one.
me:
uhh... no.
Seriously, some customers are such hard-heads. Sometimes I even avoid asking them how big their tank is, or if they have filter, cycled tank etc. Its a lot easier to just bag whatever they ask for then trying to figure out how little they know about fishes and then trying to convince then that they're retards. *sigh*
On the brighter side, a lady came in with her kids wanting a tropical fish. She had a 2 gallon plastic tank on hand, and knew nothing about aquatics, so introduced her to bettas, explained everything from feeding, to water changes, blah blah blah. Granted, the betta isn't gonna be living in a 10-gallon heated aquarium, but its bigger than a cup, he'll have some interaction, clean water, and good food. The lady and her kid got out of the store really happy with their new pet fish... its the little things that keep me sane!
girl:
Oh, a bowl about this big... (makes hand gestures mimicking a gallon-sized bowl)
me:
I'm sorry, all of the fish on this section (I pointed to all the aquariums) require a larger aquarium with a heater, filter, and all of that. If you really are looking for a fish, we have some bettas thatwould be able to live in a bowl like that.
girl makes a bad face, then asks:
How about these? (points to fancy goldfish)
me:
those also need a filter, and they actually get really big, so you can't put them on a vase.
girl:
but a friend of mine had it on a vase, and it stayed alive for............. 2 or 3 months....
me, completing her sentence:
and then it died?
girl:
yeah, but its because some people put stuff inside the bowl.
me:
well, those fish get really big, I'm sorry, I can't sell one to you if you only have a vase. It would die really quick.
girl makes an attitude-type face:
well, I still want one.
me:
uhh... no.
Seriously, some customers are such hard-heads. Sometimes I even avoid asking them how big their tank is, or if they have filter, cycled tank etc. Its a lot easier to just bag whatever they ask for then trying to figure out how little they know about fishes and then trying to convince then that they're retards. *sigh*
On the brighter side, a lady came in with her kids wanting a tropical fish. She had a 2 gallon plastic tank on hand, and knew nothing about aquatics, so introduced her to bettas, explained everything from feeding, to water changes, blah blah blah. Granted, the betta isn't gonna be living in a 10-gallon heated aquarium, but its bigger than a cup, he'll have some interaction, clean water, and good food. The lady and her kid got out of the store really happy with their new pet fish... its the little things that keep me sane!