Anyone else "winning" a ton of stuff in their email?

DarkSoul

DarkSoul

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in the last 2 days I have been getting more spam than ever, and its all about winning crap, like $500,000 USD from eBay/MSN/Yahoo etc.

I have reported the ebay emails, but i just keep getting like 15 of these a day now.

anyone else sharing my pain

PS, by this point i have won about $500,000,000,000,000,000
 
yep, me too..... I keep replying, and am just waiting for the money to start arriving. what a great gig, all you need to do is supply account numbers and passcodes for tax purposes and they send you free dough. I quit my job and have been spending my savings like crazy in order to make room in the accounts for the new stuff... to think that before all of this I had never even heard of Ned Jones, Henrietta Wilson, or Travis Witherspoon, and now they're going to change my life. this is gonna be great! :drool:
 
jm1212 said:
i havent gotten spam in a while... i got one of those "your long lost Aunt Karen has died in nigeria and has left you 5,000,000,000,000 dolloars, just send $10,000 so we can send it over safe" emails though
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i have never actually recieved one of those at all.... ever.....


now that I say that though, I probably will.
 
I always win 5,000,000,000,000.00 in rubles almost everyday...and I have yet to see my money....Here is the thing:::whenever you have to enter your own email address to cancel as a supposed subscriber everyone else under the sun gets your email address...and that is why we always get those stupid spams...win this win that and SO on....hubby said the best thing to do is just ignore them and eventually they will go away....so don't enter your email to unsubscribe to ANYTHING...I used to get over 300 junk mails a day and now I am down to less than 100.....and I don't sign up for free stuff anymore.....because all those websites share our email addresses with 2nd and 3rd parties....spam equals scam.....there was one email I got and I emailed them back to see what I had to do to collect my money I won...and here is what I had to do....Send a Western Union money gram to someplace in some country (cant remember the name), and guess how much I had to send,,,,,,over 500 hundred dollars....you got to be kidding me....so I emailed them back and they asked if I had $100 and I said I don't even have that...and I haven't heard anything again.....wow...:eek3: I want to send $500 to some place across the ocean, just to receive $5 dollars....SCAM...there was even a thing about these type of people of the Doctor Phil show....how absurd...people out there will do anything for a buck from us...:wall:
 
I actually just got an email lastnight about some dying broad in UK.
I was chosen by their chamber of commerce or something, as a secure contact for this lady.

She doesnt want anyone to know, for they would squander her money, and she has no children of her own.

I actually replied to this one.... here is the conversation.

From:Lady Ann Green
4 Old Church Street,
Chelsea, SW3,
England.

Here writes Lady Ann Green suffering from cancerous ailment. I was married to Sir William Green an Englishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades without child. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who can not help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament.

I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Twenty Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in UK.

Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from.I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and Ido not want my husband hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want this money to be misused hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husband relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this development.

As soon as I receive your reply I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund, I shall also give you the contact of the bank in UK. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation.

Due to the dubious means my late husband's relatives are trying to set

up, you are STRONGLY advised to contact me through my personal email
address:ladyanngreen@yahoo.co.uk

Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein.

Hope to hear from you soon.
Lady Ann Green.
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To which i replied "How can I be of assistance dear lady?"

and this is the email back.

My Dearly beloved,

I am pleased that you replied me, at the end of this email you will understand what i want from you, its my duty to ask if you will be honest. Read on and see what i want from you, but your honesty will go a long way.

I am sending this message and i will be very pleased if you can help me carry out this duty as it has been laid upon you today.

However,I ve been praying over this before making this decision. You were recommended to me as a trust worthy person by a very good friend who is in my country's chambers of commerce this is were all business and individual contact are kept,but I did not reveal to him the nature of discussion I was going to have with you and this charity work requires strict confidentiality that is why I can not do it with my dubious relatives or friends of my husband,because I do not want any body close to be aware
It's upon this that i got to you.I am actually searching for someone who is God fearing and would use these funds as I and My late husband had wished.The question on ground is supposed to be directed to you if only you will be of help to the less privileged and other dessitudes.
might be surprised that "WHY YOU" but please dont be.Just take this with good faith and please be sincere with youself, if you cannot help me carry out this then i beg of you to be plain to me.
I am willing to go ahead with my decisions so far you are ready to be honest in your dealings with me. I am already an old woman with no issue and on my dying bed, so please be gentle in your dealings with me.

I am presently lying on my dying bed,as a barren mother if i would put it that way,i have no kids and all my relatives are way too dubious and i believe if this funds is passed to them,it would be used for their selfish interests.


I have not much time to live on earth as i am at the verge of passing on.I want you to state clearly if you will use this funds accordingly? But if you feel you can't on the fact that your conscience is not pure,then you can as well tell me in your reply that you are not intrested.


I have discuss this matter with my Lawyer and he is going to work with the Bank and secure this funds from the UK Bank where it is been kept for safe custody in a very proper and legal manners and he will make the arrangement with the Bank in your name, as the new beneficiary of the fund and also my next of kin, to move the fund from England to meet you in your country, with your data.

My Attorney is Barrister Mike Mc Carthy. Do email him at once and let him commence with the transfer modalities, his email address is: officeofattorneymike@yahoo.co.uk, you can reach him through his telephone number, which is +447045704751 and you can also contact me through his telephone number but note that you must ensure that this is not disclosed to anybody until the money has been successfully transfered to you because of security reasons on my side.

You are implored to use this funds for the less-privileged, widows, and orphans, destitute and indigent persons in the society. Please, do your best to see that the dreams of my husband SIR Williams Green of blessed memory and my dream is fulfilled and make sure this is kept confidential until the transfer is completed and the good works of charity commence, as you are the only one contacted for this and aware of this too.

Sincerely yours,
lady Ann Green of a dying desire.
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and my reply....

So I was chosen by your chamber of commerce, Some people in a foriegn country, who have no way of knowing who I am, and know nothing about me.

If I was chosen, because I was secure as you say, then you must know my name, my age, where I live, or basically anything other than an email address which was no doubt grabbed off the net easily, or just made up by a random mail generator.

I'm not a stuipid person, I just thought I'd have a little fune with you. Trust me I know entirely whats going on.

I say "sure i'll use the money properly" (who wouldnt say that just to get an assload of money) Then you ask for account numbers and a large sum of money in order to "secure" the money you would have sent me.

After I give you my account numbers, and other such things, you take my money, and I never hear from you again, you move on to the next random idiot, and collect their money, making yourself rich, and leaving stupid people poor.

Well trust me, Im not entirely against teaching stupid people lessons the hard way, anyone stupid enough to give out account numbers and other personal information, to someone they dont know, deserves to get robbed.

However, you wont be getting anything from me, and even if you did I certainly dont have any money... period.
My bank account currently has about $4.07 in it....

Enjoy your riches, for nothing lasts forever. Don't count your chickens before they hatch, and most importantly, learn to quit while your ahead. Greed will only result in your downfall.

Heed these words, they have saved my *** more than once.
Good day.
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