Book 7 ???
geez...when it hits like Book 15 what are you going to be reading about :
"Harry Potter and the Reunion of gee those guys have all put on a lot of weight since college"
"Harry Potter and the Wand of No you can't go out and drink beer tonight my parents are coming around"
"Harry Potter and the Cloak of what time do you call this to arrive home you're never borrowing the car again"
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of i just can't put away my booze like I used to"
"Harry Potter and the Lapdancer of Mid-Life Crisis"