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THE GOSSIP COLUMN
By Lupin, Senior Correspondent of The Vanguards
An Inspiration from Marinemad
By Lupin, Senior Correspondent of The Vanguards
An Inspiration from Marinemad
About the column:
This column was an inspiration from Marinemad who from a long hiatus here in Aquariacentral.com returned and asked for fresh details of what happened in the last six months. Henceforth, the idea came up that the gossip column be formed as a new entertainment.
This column was an inspiration from Marinemad who from a long hiatus here in Aquariacentral.com returned and asked for fresh details of what happened in the last six months. Henceforth, the idea came up that the gossip column be formed as a new entertainment.
As a reminder, this column is created for everyone's pleasure. Laugh is the best form of medicine. Read on and clown on.
April 21, 2009
Bottomfeeder2, The Real Version of Rita Skeeter, the Poisonous Journalist of the World of Harry Potter
This came after Bottomfeeder2's venomous fingertips typed quickly in the chat venue several unfounded allegations defaming his favorite target, Lupin in the face of his friends several times. Fortunately, the author deflected the poisonous allegations with a dozen sarcastic laughs calling his jokes "corny".
This came after Bottomfeeder2's venomous fingertips typed quickly in the chat venue several unfounded allegations defaming his favorite target, Lupin in the face of his friends several times. Fortunately, the author deflected the poisonous allegations with a dozen sarcastic laughs calling his jokes "corny".
Bottomfeeder2, Nominated AC Chat's Favorite Teenybopper of the Year
Bottomfeeder2 has been nominated by the author to take the prize as the Most Favorite Teenybopper of the Year. Will he land on the prize or will he fall on the concrete floor as he makes more funny quotes often with a bizarre twist? More updates to come!
Bottomfeeder2 has been nominated by the author to take the prize as the Most Favorite Teenybopper of the Year. Will he land on the prize or will he fall on the concrete floor as he makes more funny quotes often with a bizarre twist? More updates to come!
NUMB3RS: Was he really confused or was he pretending to be one?
This remains a mystery despite the fact the member is showing confusion in several instances even mistaking the initials of Bottomfeeder2 for another member. Was he really confused or was he pretending to be one?
This remains a mystery despite the fact the member is showing confusion in several instances even mistaking the initials of Bottomfeeder2 for another member. Was he really confused or was he pretending to be one?
Reefscape, The New Yeti Discoverer
In light of the admission of the author a night ago he wanted to find the mythical creatures, the Yetis when he was asked by Naliel if he is from Nepal or not, Reefscape made a shocking revelation he found the Yeti twins but who are they? This remains a mystery until he can provide a picture of one. For more information, call him at 1-8000-WHACKO.
In light of the admission of the author a night ago he wanted to find the mythical creatures, the Yetis when he was asked by Naliel if he is from Nepal or not, Reefscape made a shocking revelation he found the Yeti twins but who are they? This remains a mystery until he can provide a picture of one. For more information, call him at 1-8000-WHACKO.
Comets Moved Gracefully to Kashta's Territory
In a surprising revelation of flaringshutter, the popular Aquariacentral.com comets, Alexei and Sprocket went to Kashta's territory. As if it wasn't enough, the amorous Sprocket had a crush on one of Kashta's babies and reproduced more than a hundred babies. What a surprise!
In a surprising revelation of flaringshutter, the popular Aquariacentral.com comets, Alexei and Sprocket went to Kashta's territory. As if it wasn't enough, the amorous Sprocket had a crush on one of Kashta's babies and reproduced more than a hundred babies. What a surprise!
Rbishop: Is His Halo Truly Shining?
This is another one of the grandest mysteries as he remains firm maintaining he "iz innocent". Oddly enough, the Engrish twist might not add up and possibly loses the shine of his halo. Is he really innocent? Ask stezatois for more details!
This is another one of the grandest mysteries as he remains firm maintaining he "iz innocent". Oddly enough, the Engrish twist might not add up and possibly loses the shine of his halo. Is he really innocent? Ask stezatois for more details!
ProAquatics, A Certified Aquaria Centralian
Remember when ProAquatics used to keep monster fish? He has since moved to planted tanks, snails and other community fish. What an inspiration! Three cheers to you, Matt!
Remember when ProAquatics used to keep monster fish? He has since moved to planted tanks, snails and other community fish. What an inspiration! Three cheers to you, Matt!
Snails Invade the West and East Coasts
In light of msjinkzd's generous efforts, the snails have invaded the east and west coasts of USA as they made it across lakes and puddles to reach their new owners' homes. Will they eventually take over thousands of tanks in the next 20 years? Way to go and well done, Rachel!
In light of msjinkzd's generous efforts, the snails have invaded the east and west coasts of USA as they made it across lakes and puddles to reach their new owners' homes. Will they eventually take over thousands of tanks in the next 20 years? Way to go and well done, Rachel!
Coler: A Weirdo?
Coler's new avatars distorting his image have intrigued several members. Is he truly a weirdo?
Coler's new avatars distorting his image have intrigued several members. Is he truly a weirdo?
Reefscape, Does He Really Superglue Guppies As He Often Puts Up?
The shocking revelation nevertheless had the AC population wonder if Reefscape truly glues his guppies on the tank glass. It is certainly intriguing and one wonders how he manages that with a squirming victim.
Countless Rounds: Reefscape Attempts to Score More Points than Dangerdoll in His Attempts to Spread Around the Blonde Moments
In the last episode involving Reefscape's and Dangerdoll's Crop Picture Threads, Dangerdoll manages to counter Reefscape's crop picture attacks. Certainly, Dangerdoll has more tricks up to her sleeves. Watch the threads as they might certainly be revived with deadlier laughs than you can imagine.
Lupin Falls to Reefscape's Treacherous "Honesty" But Goes Back with a Vengeance
In his attempt to defend Dangerdoll after he thought Reefscape was referring to Dangerdoll and her sister to an intriguing subject, Lupin falls having believed with great gullibility that Reefscape may not have referred to them at all but this time, he comes back with a vengeance after Reefscape revealed he succeeded in making Lupin believed that they were not the ones in question yet however it turned out in a bizarre twist that they are.
Paging Dangerdoll! You'll see what I mean!
-The Author
Electric Confusion
A thread by Jim in Michiana regarding the electric post as an introduction manages to confused several ladies including Blueiz and Dangerdoll thus Reefscape took this to his advantage as an ammunition against them. If you cannot find the electrifying subject, just call Lupin at 1-8000-DANCEREVO.
Captaincaveman9 Reveals He Hates Saltwater
This was in connection to one of his posts saying, "eeww yuck SW
". Is he truly an Mgamer20o0 wannabe or just being an honest guy?Bottomfeeder, A Fail Guy and A Fiend?
He certainly has a nasty habit of saying "fail" repeatedly in several instances to the point it backfired at him when he said "Was there a chatroom?" in his own thread asking if the other members go to chatroom or not. His shipment of fail certainly drew back to him like phantoms.
As if it was not enough, Bottomfeeder2 continues to stalk Lupin in the chatroom with funny antics much to the chagrin of the latter. Best fiends forever? Hopefully. Best friends forever? Hopefully not.
Cat and Mouse Game
A few months ago, LaFilleClochett somehow manages to free her mouse and tried in vain several times to get the mouse out of the hole. She succeeded in the end but not until she cried several times if she need to drill the hole or not with a chainsaw.
DarrylR, A True Coconut Crab Keeper?
This came after he usurped the author's position to fling coconut crabs to his treacherous enemies. He is now in charge of the coconut crabs. Sadly, the coconut crabs chase him nonstop around the island.
If Tom Hanks had known coconut crabs exist, he and Wilson would not have a difficult time ripping coconuts in half as a castaway for four years.
Inka4040 Adores the New Algae Eater, Stiphodon sp.
Inka4040 continues to feed his obsession to stiphodons by buying more stiphodons from Frank and even asked the author if he can keep garras with them. No more nerite snails, Inka4040? They will be glad to give you a hand over the algae gelatin. Msjinkzd better send her legions of nerites to Inka4040.
Long-time Members, Hooked Newbie and Severum Mama Tied the Knot!
In another exciting revelation last week, Hooked Newbie and Severum Mama married in Key West on their last honeymoon. That was really a heartwarming news and certainly has brought tears to many Aquariacentral.com members. The couple spent together the rest of the week on a cruise ship and stopped by Jamaica for a day. More details can be found here!
Refreshments Attract the Polypterus Princess!
Somehow the refreshments such as soda have attracted the fancy of the polypterus princess, Beblondie. Every time she goes in the chatroom, her first priority is her refreshments! Is it hot in her place and she was thirsty? Or does she really like to drink in delight all the time? We will soon know when she gets a special interview over her obsession towards refreshments.
April 22, 2009
Alleged Innocent Man to Sue Star Witness for Recanting Her Statement
This came after Rbishop made a chat announcement he will sue Ms. Stezatois for recanting her statement claiming Rbishop bought his halo and innocence for 50 centavos in eBay. A few months ago, Ms. Stezatois maintained Rbishop is innocent with his halo shining above him and therefore should not be considered guilty for all charges filed by several Aquaria Centralians. Look who is talking!
McGrady7761 Reveals He Chooses Beyonce or Rihanna as The Next American Idol Judges to Replace Paula Abdul and Kara DioGuardi Who Are Rumored to be Vying for the American Idol Judge Seat
Another shocking revelation came after McGrady7761 claims he would rather see Rihanna or Beyonce Knowles as one of the American Idol judges to replace Kara DioGuardi and Paula Abdul. Does that mean he would rather think both of the current female judges are worse than the popular topbilling singer artists? What does everyone think?
McGrady7761 Hates Jesse McCartney's Record "You're So Beautiful"
As to why he does, he has not elaborated further on this issue. Perhaps on the next interview, he will eventually spill the beans.
Tropical Dude Makes Bizarre Spelling in Chatroom
Tropical Dude asked earlier that day if the chatters can read jumbled letters in each word, "lkie tihs hrre, yuo cna raed it cnan't yuo?" Of course, the answer was formed in a correctly spelled question. Who knew humans can understand jumbled letters in each word in a blink of an eye?
Anoop Professes His Love for Lupin
Oh my! This is the most bizarre event yet. On the same time that the bizarre spelling happened, Anoop unexpectedly and brazenly reveals, "I love you, Lupin". Lupin felt dumbstrucked and quickly retorts, "Anoop, are you weird?" Hereplied he is always weird much to the chagrin of some Aquaria Centralian chatters.
04/22 UPDATE!!!!!
Many members in chat have long questioned nipuL and his attachments to pink tights. I personally think it has something to do with Mg's recent disappearance. Only time will tell if he and she get together. Will water spots mate with snails? How many snails do you need to cross from the Islands to LA?
May 8, 2009
DarrylR Being A Lovesick Pest
There have been many reported sightings of DarrylR trying to send Lupin a flurry of kissing icons much to his chagrin. When will the boy ever stop? Will it before the world ends in a Big Bang theory?
Windandfire Speculated Lady Gaga Will Tie The Knot with Reefscape
This has not been confirmed yet although Reefscape quelled the rumors saying he is not marrying Stefani Joanna Angelina Germanotta.
Reefscape Finds New Target: Kashta
Reefscape continues to bombard the ladies with criticisms over their blonde moments however this is another story with a bizarre twist! Reefscape alleged Kashta is an evil evil woman. Will Kashta counter with a more devious scheme?
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