An elderly farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years.
> He
> >had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
> courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped
> and
> >fixed up for swimming when it was built.
> >
> >One evening the farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
> been
> >there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
> to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
> >voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
> was a
> >bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
> aware of
> >his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
> >
> >One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
> leave!"
> >
> >The elderly man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
> swim
> >naked or make you get out of the pond in your birthday suit."
> >
> >Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
> >
> >Moral: Age and experience will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
> every time.
> >
> >
> He
> >had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
> courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped
> and
> >fixed up for swimming when it was built.
> >
> >One evening the farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
> been
> >there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
> to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
> >voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
> was a
> >bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
> aware of
> >his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
> >
> >One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
> leave!"
> >
> >The elderly man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
> swim
> >naked or make you get out of the pond in your birthday suit."
> >
> >Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
> >
> >Moral: Age and experience will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
> every time.
> >
> >
