Any funny names for your fish ??????

[Skidood]

Mine:

clown Loach: Baron Munchausen (German flag colors plus his personality)
pair (M/F) black mollies: Mr and Mrs Smith
Silver lyretail mollie: Angelica
Rainbow Shark: Mephisto (after the devil in Faust)
yellow betta: Suzuki
2 male Mickey Mouse platys: Max and Moritz
1 kribensis: Henry
1 Paradisefish: Prince Charles

The following have no names yet:
2 blueberry tetras
2 Hawaii platys
2 calico platys
1 zebra, 1 blue gourami
They just don't exude enough character to allow me to come up with a good name for them..but hey, I guess they're only fish.

What cool names are out there?

 

[Surgee]

Mystery Snails 1, 2, and 3

scarface - Black bull head

Catfish 1,2 (only one of the bullheads has a name)

koi - only koi

 

[Midas-n-Titus]

Gold gourami - Midas
Blue gourami - Titus
Pleco - Pleco Buddy
Glass cat - Chromosome X

 

[Gumby131]

red betta - honda
blue tetra - yamahas
Angel fish - Prick
Guppy - rapist

 

[Pufferpoison]

i now call all of my fw fish pran.

 

[budrecki]

blue betta - Hello, My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

 

[purple permelia]

Cosby gouramis: Bill, Anna Ida, Maxine and Laurene (the girls are all named for relatives)

the zebra danios: the Kevins
the neon tetras: the Jakes

ramshorn snail: Gary
unidentified snail: Snellie

and Hoover the plecostomas

 

[patoloco]

My FW stingrays: Patacon and Arepa. Both are named after these food, whick are flat and rounded.

3 Green Spotted Puffers: Dientes,(teeth), for keeping his mouth always open; Petunia, Porky Pig's girlfriend's spanish name; and Bombita, spanish for small globe.

2 Senegal bichirs: White worm (albino), The Doggie (girlfriend named like this forthe way he steps in his fins and seem like sniffing around)

Assotter gouramies: the gouramies
Two angels: those figthing b@sta...

And some more.

 

[DaisyTattoo]

My bf bought an albino channel cat that we are going to get rid of soon since he will get much too large for the 55g. I told him we should just let him get big enough to eat....so his name is Yummy.(we really arent gonna eat him, he is going back to LFS in the next couple of weeks)

 

[Rowangel]

My three dwarf puffers are named; Sushi, Wasabi, and Saki.

My spotted leaf fish is called, Kraken. He’s named after the mythical sea creature in ‘Clash of the Titans.’

My community tank fish have no names, except my pleco. My sister named him 'Mr. Bubbles.' :