as i sit here with a migraine ...

[judgemax]

as i sit here with a migraine and a four year old little girl ever so gently styling my hair ...and doing my make up :Angel: telling me how beutiful i look i wonder ..what is the worst ..or most embarrising thing your child has ever done to you !..tell us all so we can all giggle!/......my dear daughter has done quite a few but here are the most memorable...telling the whole neighborhood that she cant play because she has bugs..(after she caught headlice from my neice) ..calling the fat woman in the grocery store a "big lady " after learning that adults are big people....and last but most mortifying is the time she decided to anounce to the whole movie theater that "i thought you werent supposed to pick your nose mommy "....i had an itch but she didnt see that ..... we snuck out a few minutes before everyone else ...

 

[nursie]

A couple of my husband's friends dropped by..and my eldest, who was probably 3 or 4 at the time made some comment about not sleeping in any clothes like mommy does....I wished the sofa could have swallowed me about then.

 

[Harlock]

So far, the most embarassing thing we have had to deal with was my son's fascination with outdoors bathroom behavior. He must've been 3 at the time, and we were out at the ranch and he eneded to go. When some other family was around and asked him what he liked most about the ranch, Pooping outside was his response.

 

[Watcher74]

When I was six my mother had a Hysterectomy. They explained it to me that mommy was getting "fixed" like we did with our pets.

The next day at Show & Tell I announced to my class that my mom was getting, "Fixed like a cat."

When the teacher called my mother to tell her, my mom could barely understand her because she was laughing so hard.

 

[windeindoiel]

Lmao! Oooooh I can not wait to have kids! These stories are cracking me up by the way. :laugh:

 

[judgemax]

harlocks story caught me a giggle ..lol years ago when i was working for the carnival ..i was standing in front of my game and i look up and there is this little boy probably about five ...and he was taking a whiz..well there were some college kids who apparantly thought this was as funny as i did considering he was standing in the middle of the walkway with his own little golden arch ..these college kids were laughing so hard at this little bot that he diecided to turn around while he was still doing his thing ....there went this little stream around ...lololol he looked like a little lawn sprinkle ..trying to turn away from those kids .... :laugh: