DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
a. female: Any part under a car's hood.
b. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
a. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
b. male: Playing football without a jockstrap.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
a. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
b. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking
off for a weekend with
the boys.
4. BUTT (but) n.
a. female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look
bigger."
b. male: What you slap when someone's scored a
touchdown, home run or goal.
Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT! (ko-mit-ment) n.
a. female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
b. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one's girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
a. female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male: Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
a. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
b. male: An endless source of entertainment,
self-__expression and male bonding. (see 6)
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
a. female: The greatest __expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
b. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up in bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female: A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
b. male: A device for scanning through all 175
channels every 2-1/2 minutes.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
a. female: Any part under a car's hood.
b. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
a. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
b. male: Playing football without a jockstrap.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
a. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
b. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking
off for a weekend with
the boys.
4. BUTT (but) n.
a. female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look
bigger."
b. male: What you slap when someone's scored a
touchdown, home run or goal.
Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT! (ko-mit-ment) n.
a. female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
b. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one's girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
a. female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male: Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
a. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
b. male: An endless source of entertainment,
self-__expression and male bonding. (see 6)
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
a. female: The greatest __expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
b. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up in bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female: A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
b. male: A device for scanning through all 175
channels every 2-1/2 minutes.
