Dear Alcohol

[Octavarium]

ahahah

 

[judgemax]

what time zone are you posting from? ha ha, it's just after 7 here on the east coast and if you are still hung over then i am thoroughly impressed, must have been quite a night, i myself and having quite a date with alcohol right now, have been since about 2:30pm actually, but in all defense, it is the last weekend of college football

I am on the east coast, lol, and yes, it was late in the evening, and i still had not recouped. I tried eating, and about everything else you could have imagined, finally, a cold wet rag, and bed, where my savior, lol...

 

[Plecosterone]

I am reading this as I sit here with probably the worst hangover I have ever had.
I too, really need to talk to Alcohol about this.

 

[judgemax]

I am reading this as I sit here with probably the worst hangover I have ever had.
I too, really need to talk to Alcohol about this.

yesterday, i would have felt your pain, lol today, eh, not so much! :silly:

 

[Lady G]

LMAO!!!!

This is great, and that country song about Alcohol is so right on it makes me laugh and I can't change the station when it is on!

 

[Dangerdoll]

that's great, Jules!!

Of course it is a he, in fact his name is Ralph Buick.

I would think his name was Chuck, with everyone always asking "what's up".

 

[Squawkbert]

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No.

Fixed it.

 

[Lady G]

I couldn't resist, had to add the words to that song...

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An' helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best mans embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me:
Alcohol.

Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
(Helpin' white people dance.)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you�ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

 

[judgemax]

Darn you LG, now I HAVE THAT SONG, STUCK IN MY HEAD!LOL

 

[Lady G]

yeah, well it's been in my head since you posted this darn thing!! That was my first thought and the song is still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!