I love this thread!
Naming is my favorite thing for some reason. I'm one of those crazies who names her cars (the Jabberwocky) and affectionately humanizes animals and inanimate objects.
2 peppered corys, Bonnie and Clyde
2 albino corys, Silas and Duckie
2 panda corys, Stinky and Bobo (random, but I just knew it when the pet store guy put 'em in the bag)
candy stripe pleco, Wonka
dwarf gourami, Priscilla, Queen of the Aquarium
upside-down cat, Ozzie
5 hatchets (named after 3 killers and 2 Buffy tVS villains - what? Hatchet sounds scary!), OJ, Manson, Buffalo Bill, Glory, and Caleb
We've still got six black skirts that haven't told me their names yet. I'm tempted to get another one just to name them the seven sins or something. Except they'd ALL have to be Gluttony, really. Little piggies.