That makes sense....about the products not being tested for consumption. I suppose if I would've put more than a few seconds thought into it, I probably would've come to that conclusion.
On another note....twelve goldfish in ten minutes for five hundred bucks?? Hmm, truth be told, I'd probably do it to. Can always go harf em up when no one is looking.
I think the real challenge would be to swallow a live pleco and not choke to death. Not a newly hatched one, or one over about three inches...I think a two-incher would be appropriate. I guess a pictus cat would work just the same...