>Subject: Etiquette Class
>
>During a good manners and etiquette class, the
teacher says to her
>students: "If you were courting a well educated young
girl from a
>prominent family and during a dinner for two you
needed to go to the
>toilet, what would you say to her?"
>
>Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."
>
>The teacher says: "That would be very rude and
improper on your
part."
>
>Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the
toilet, I'll be back
in a
>minute."
>
>The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention
the word
"toilet"
>during a meal, is unpleasant."
>
>And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to
go
>shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be
able to
introduce to
>you after dinner. "
>
>The teacher passed out..
>
>During a good manners and etiquette class, the
teacher says to her
>students: "If you were courting a well educated young
girl from a
>prominent family and during a dinner for two you
needed to go to the
>toilet, what would you say to her?"
>
>Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."
>
>The teacher says: "That would be very rude and
improper on your
part."
>
>Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the
toilet, I'll be back
in a
>minute."
>
>The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention
the word
"toilet"
>during a meal, is unpleasant."
>
>And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to
go
>shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be
able to
introduce to
>you after dinner. "
>
>The teacher passed out..
look away HC, you weren't meant to see that :sim: