fish pickup lines

[austinpetemo]

this is a tad random but oh well.

we all love fish on here. so if you see someone of the oposite gender (or the same gender if thats what you prefer) what kind of pickup line do you use that includes fish. i dont care if its stupid, funny serious, whatev. post away!

 

[Jalo Reefa']

haha.... oh... could this thread be trouble...

 

[rich311k]

Several really bad ideas popped right into my mind as well.

 

[HrdWodFlor]

Are you Swedish? cuz you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!:goldfish:

"Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're looking at a sexy land beast.":yuck:
(ever said it had to be good)

I have another but this is a family forum:lipssealedsmilie:

 

[tekonus]

"Are you farm raised or do you need to be wild-caught?"

 

[dundadundun]

something smells fishy about this place... let's get outta here... which works out well cause about 5 minutes down the road she asks where we goin? in other words it didn't matter at one point as long as she could leave and now i'm the center of her attention... kinda helps when trying to make a spark happen... idk, corny, but works sometime, and it's easy to tell when

 

[AshK]

"I'm a moderator on AC and have a post count in the thousands."

I hear this one works pretty well with the ladies.

 

[Sounguru]

I have to say you have the fanciest fantail I have ever seen.... *SLAP* ... I meant your guppies really I did.

 

[cellodaisy]

"I'm a moderator on AC and have a post count in the thousands."

I hear this one works pretty well with the ladies.

Ooo, baby... :naughty:


:rofl:

 

[jpappy789]

"I'm a moderator on AC and have a post count in the thousands."

I hear this one works pretty well with the ladies.

:rofl:

So MG, does it work? :lipssealedsmilie: