Fishkeeping misspelling.

from looking just now i saw parrot heads and a siver dollar :D

man dont get me started on the minitire daksunds and the ginnie pigs....
 
C'mon like George Carlin said "Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize 1/2 of them are more stupid than that!" It doesn't surprise me when some schlub on the street can't spell gourami. What gets me is when I see the names misspelled on tanks at an LFS.
 
It always makes me crazy when people refer to bettas as betas.

Same here.

TI see people selling octagon aquariums with six sides.

I just checked my local craigslist and found a 44 gallon "octagon" aquarium with five sides. The ad did not say that it had five sides but the picture showed a five sided tank.
 
we're all guilty of this, including me

ammonia
nitries
nitrates

its nitrite and nitrate people

here's another one that i really like

anglefish

do i get to pick what variation i get? i hear a 60º angle fish is easier to keep than a 30º angle fish. i wonder what would happen if they breed...tangent function anyone?
 
"Latino cockatiels" are my favorite. I know its not fish-related, but I could see it happening with certain species of fishes as well.
 
I found an ad with a small 10 gallon with an
Allergy Eater
... wtf is an allergy eater? lol
 
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