Fishy Humor

Siren

Siren

Mythological Creature
Dec 7, 2006
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Raleigh, NC, formerly from Michigan
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After searching for a specific fish picture online last night for an hour...then having it handed to me in about 3 minutes when I asked for it in the chatroom, I ran across about a million funny fish pictures...I just saw the ones 125gJoe posted, and I was wondering if anyone else had any they'd like to share?

Here's the one I was looking for, so I can tell my husband when he says I have too many tanks that I could be WAY worse...
http://www.humorhour.com/pictures/default.asp?picture=422
 
A Fish Goes Into a Bank

A fish goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So
he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go
on a long vacation. Patti looks at the fish in disbelief and asks
how much he wants to borrow. The fish says $30,000. The teller
asks his name and the fish says that his name is Rainbow Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of
money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the
loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The
fish says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain fly
rod and reel, about an inch long; detailed and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with
the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the
manager and says, "There's a fish named Rainbow Jagger out there
who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants
to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny rod & reel. "I
mean, what the heck is this??"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick-knack,
Patti Whack. Give the fish a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
 
Little Tim

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
 
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